HazelHare
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sensation as synaesthesia by HazelHare
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
29 Jul 2019
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How to describe what was happening? What words could ever take shape to express this experience with Crowley?
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… like the fizz and sweetness of elderflower cordial, in his legs; like the taste of dark chocolate shavings as their fingers ran through his hair; flashes of light purple crowding his vision – touch, everywhere; a delight of lemon sorbet; ice and crushed mint rising through his spine...
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We’ve had one, yes, but what about second bodyswap by HazelHare
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
27 Jul 2019
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Aziraphale's never tried a feminine shape, so Crowley suggests borrowing their body for a while, while it's arranged in a somewhat feminine way, so he can try it out?
It's the 'try it out' bit that Aziraphale wasn't quite expecting...
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I mean, you did like oysters by HazelHare
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
09 Jul 2019
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“I was saying, you like oysters now, don’t you?” Crowley waves his hand. “Imagine a life without oysters!”
“Oh, dear me, no, that wouldn’t do at all.” He frowns and sits up. “What is this about? Are the oysters at risk?”
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In which Crowley tries to suggest to Aziraphale that they might try that human thing some people seem to enjoy, if they can ever stop bickering long enough.
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the kelvin knot by HazelHare
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
14 Jun 2019
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Aziraphale gave his emotions the briefest glance, balked at what he saw, and then hurriedly swept them into a quiet nook in his mind, closed the door behind them and drew the bolt across just to be safe.
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The second time Crowley ties Aziraphale's tie.
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- Part 2 of ineffable tie collection
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the half-windsor knot by HazelHare
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
10 Jun 2019
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Crowley has this knack of turning up over the years, offering miracles and magic and stain removal, leniency from death, and on one delightful occasion some pad thai noodles, so much so that Aziraphale has barely noticed how little he does for himself.
Aziraphale never learned to tie a necktie. And this is the first time Crowley helped him.
Series
- Part 1 of ineffable tie collection
Recent series
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ineffable tie collection by HazelHare
Fandom: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
14 Jun 2019
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Recent bookmarks
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Shifting Heaven and Earth by BuggreAlleThis
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
12 Sep 2019
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For most of history, since he narrowly avoiding Falling from Heaven with Lucifer, Crowley has been working for the Angelic Corruption Unit. This ended up being far more boring than he hoped it would be, but things change when he is assigned to go undercover on Earth. His mission is to investigate Aziraphale, an infamous angel who has been on Earth since its Creation, and whom Heaven is sure is guilty of corruption or dereliction of duty. He soon discovers that life on Earth is far more complicated than he'd been led to imagine, especially when Aziraphale's demonic counterpart, Hastur, arrives on the scene.
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Ideal Partner by summerofspock
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
15 Sep 2019
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“Would you like to explain why you’re watching pornography? In your bookshop? During business hours?”
Aziraphale flaps his hand, typically dismissive of any criticisms of his abysmal business practices. “Did you know I’ve been on this earth for nearly 6 millennia and have never engaged in intercourse before?”
Crowley grinds his teeth and feels his cheeks heat. What is he supposed to say to that?
Bookmarked by HazelHare
02 Sep 2019
Bookmarker's Notes
This is definitely how Aziraphale would approach sex.
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You'll Never Get to Heaven (if you're scared of getting high) by KannaOphelia for romana03
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
18 Oct 2019
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“I need you,” said Aziraphale, which was far more straightforward than Crowley had been expecting, even after two bottles of wine. The angel stared at his plate, turning as red as the little gems of pomegranate seed on it.
“Well,” Crowley said, at last, trying to keep any giveaway hoarseness out of his voice. “Here I am."
“It’s just that—oh, dear, some things are so difficult to say over the telephone apparatus, aren’t they? Especially if you have your voice messages on. It feels so impersonal, and I really couldn’t wait any longer to ask."
“Good strategy. I’m right here, go ahead,” Crowley said encouragingly, wondering if he should reach for the angel’s hand. Unfortunately, the angel’s closest hand was gripping cutlery as if it was a lifebuoy. Crowley considered putting his hand on one invitingly touchable thigh instead.
“Will you come to a party with me?"
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CROWLEY: I try not to make a habit of gratitude, but I must give our appreciation to everyone out there who’s been listening and subscribing to The Ineffable Plan.
AZIRAPHALE: Ooh, yes, we’ve become quite popular, haven’t we?
CROWLEY: Yeah, just hit number eight on the advice charts … No advertising at all.
AZIRAPHALE: Mm. How … miraculous.
CROWLEY: … Aziraphale. You did not.***
Crowley and Aziraphale are very possibly the people least qualified, on the entire planet, to start up an advice podcast.
But what else is there to do when the world isn’t ending anytime soon, you’re technically on indefinite sabbatical from your lifelong careers, and you need a plausible excuse to spend more time with your best friend who you’re definitely not, absolutely not, maybe just a little, actually maybe overwhelmingly in love with?
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Bookmarked by HazelHare
21 Aug 2019
Bookmarker's Notes
They start a podcast, and it's hilarious and adorable
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something about two rings by f0rt1ss1m0
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
28 Jul 2019
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It's a proposal two hundred and thirty years in the making. You know what this is, take your fluff and go.
Bookmarked by HazelHare
28 Jul 2019
Bookmarker's Notes
Fluffy, sappy, wonderful and it made me cry because THEY JUST LOVE EACH OTHER SO MUCH OKAY