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  1. Rec 13

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    Juno Steel and Peter Nureyev have lived together for a year now. Their happiness would be complete if only people would stop asking them about their plans for the future. They're overdue for a conversation about it, but why rock the boat?

    Buddy and Vespa Aurinko have a niece who's fallen in with a bad crowd. Has she volunteered her brilliant mind for evil, or is she a hostage?

    Clearly, only one thing can solve everyone's problems: a fake marriage mission. Undercover again as Duke and Dahlia Rose, the detective and the thief navigate the glittering dangers of [Space Monte Carlo]. At least they'll look fabulous doing it.

    Roses 2: Electric Boogaloo. A story about desire, commitment, and living dangerously. Written for the 2018/19 Penumbra Mini Bang. No longer canon-compliant as of the Juno season finale.

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    14 Mar 2019

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    The answer to the eternal question: okay, but what if there was a Paul Blart Mall Cop AU for the Juniverse. Featuring a frankly irresponsible condensation of the timeline, Juno Steel as a cranky mall cop, and the knowledge that nothing good ever happens in the food court bathrooms. Oh, and Peter, who is far too comfortable in Claire's to be up to any good.

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    14 Feb 2019

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    "We're nothing alike, Shimada. You? You fell down from the sky. And me? I clawed my way up, outta the dirt."

    Jesse was there. He was on the Blackwatch team that dragged Genji Shimada's body away and brought it back to the Overwatch medical facility. He saw what Genji's brother, Hanzo, did to him.
    Now, Overwatch has been recalled, and when Genji comes back he brings along the last person McCree ever expected: his murdering brother. And while Hanzo seems oddly drawn to McCree, Jesse wants nothing to do with him.

    I update on Thursdays, ~9pm EST, and stream Overwatch right after.

    If you want to skip plot setup/enemies to friends stuff, and go right to the Big Romance, I recommend starting at Chapter 9.

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    16 Jan 2019

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    Once upon a time, Harry Potter hid for two hours from Dudley in a chemistry classroom, while a nice graduate student explained about the scientific method and interesting facts about acids. A pebble thrown into the water causes ripples.

    Contains, in no particular order: magic candymaking, Harry falling in love with a house, evil kitten Draco Malfoy, and Hermione attempting to apply logic to the wizarding world.

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    18 Dec 2018

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    “You understand, Professor,” Harry began, after a moment, “that I don’t have my N.E.W.T.s. I never even finished seventh year. Between everything, I never had a chance the first time around, and then afterwards there didn’t seem to be much point. Hermione argued for it, of course, but I was so tired of Britain. So technically, I am completely unqualified for the position.”

    “Quite a way to begin an interview, Mr. Potter,” McGonagall said, dryly.

    Or, three years after the war, Harry Potter becomes Hogwarts' newest Defense Against the Dark Arts professor.

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    17 Dec 2018