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    After a wild night of unspeakable debauchery, you are in desperate need of a new vacuum. You think you have found just the store to help you out. Turns out you were wrong. About a lot of things, actually.

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    18 Sep 2019

  2. Public Bookmark 85

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    The return of Kinktober. It's time to fuck some skeletons, folks.

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    18 Sep 2019

  3. Public Bookmark 95

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    You could still feel the skeleton looking at you, if not more directly than before.

     

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    16 Sep 2019

  4. Public Bookmark 23

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    You feel your face heating up each second that had passed by. Stupid stupid stupid!! Why out of all things did you say that for!!!? This is it..is this is what they called social suicide? Yes, you feel like death will be a blessing at this point.

    You are trying to befriend your new neighbor, but things happened...okay you might have insulted him..it's a blur really, but that is the least of your concern right now. Because now you have a bigger problem on your hand when you have to change the way of how "normal" human befriends each other to match a certain creepy pun-loving skeleton that is your neighbor.

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    16 Sep 2019

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    You’re just an average, happy human, going about life, trying to forge your way in the world. Fortunately, you’ve landed a nice job that pays well, you’re steadily and reliably working your way out of the debt you gained from moving to the city, and you found a great apartment (with a chill roommate, Sans, a polite skeleton monster with puns up his sleeve and an indecipherable gaze) for surprisingly little rent.

    Everything’s fine.

    And then, without warning, two more skeletons seem to show up out of nowhere at your and Sans’s shared apartment. The first to appear is Red, a hot-blooded, sharp-grinned alcoholic who isn’t shy to share his less than savoury intentions with you, with crude gestures and pick-up lines galore.

    ... And the second is a tall, broad, but quiet skeleton who immediately goes by the pseudonym Skull, sporting a huge crack in his head and a single, engorged red iris, that never seems to stop staring at you.

    You’re not sure why both of them won’t leave you alone, or why Sans seems so desperate to stop them from interacting with you... But hey, what harm could come from it?

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    15 Sep 2019