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  1. Rec 21

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    “Enjoy recess?”

    Ryan doesn’t recoil, even as his stomach does. “Yes.”

    Shane Madej doesn’t back down at the cold, one-worded answer. On the contrary, it makes his grin widen until Ryan can see every single one of his big, pointed teeth.

    “I’m sure the City of Angels really does it for you, Bergmeister. Lots of innocent, impressionable souls. It’s like an all-you-can-eat buffet out there.”

    “Sounds like it’s more your speed.” He levels Shane with an unimpressed frown. “And don’t call me that. I’ll light you up with Holy Fire before you even have the time to take it back.”

    “Aw, don’t be like that,” Shane cooes, stooping closer. Ryan hates him, hates the icy-hot cavity that forms in his gut at the sight of his unruly hair and his black, black eyes. “L.A.’s big enough for the both of us, sweetheart. We can share.”

    Or, Steven Lim, an angel, and Andrew Ilnyckyj, a demon, flee Heaven and Hell to be together, and Ryan Bergara, an angel, is forced to serve on the jury for their trial. He hates every single second of it, and Shane Madej, one of the oldest demons around, is constantly there to remind him why Heaven and Hell shouldn't mix.

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    21 Sep 2020

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  2. Rec 17

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    Sara remembers exactly what it feels like to be desperately in love with her best friend and to not realize it until too late. She's not going to let her boyfriends go through that.

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    11 Sep 2020

  3. Rec 25

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    “Thing’s a fuckin’ monster,” TJ says into the phone, “you should be able to see it now.”

    Shane turns to look out the truck window. The sky is black, and around him, the corn tops are still. Nothing moves. The air feels terrifyingly full. Shane looks under the storm. It takes him a moment, but then he sees it, backlit by a flash of lightning.

    All the hair stands up on the back of Shane’s neck.

    Or: Shane Madej is a serious scientist, not just some yahoo with a camera and a death wish. Ryan, on the other hand, has a camera and a plan.
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  4. Rec 46

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    Ryan’s grin transforms; his eyes go heavy, dark and the edges of his smile sharpen, and Shane’s heart is already beating much too quickly—he breathes in shallow.

    “Oh, is it—is it you that likes to get spanked, Shane?”

    Without any regard for modesty, Shane leaps off the couch and wrings his hands together. His blood is pumping in the wrong direction, and things are gonna get real weird, real fast.

    “It’s getting late,” Shane says, rounding the sofa and walking towards the kitchen, suddenly very, very thirsty.

    or; the one where ryan has a heavy hand

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  5. Rec 42

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    Cleo’s smile is soft. “Shane told me his memory. What’s yours?”

    “Less about memories,” Ryan says truthfully. “More about the future. Where we’ll be and such.”

    Arching a brow, she drops her arms, so she clasps her hands in front of her hips. “Where do you think you’ll be?”

    Ryan laughs. “Dunno.” He isn’t brave enough to say that he does know that Shane will be there, somewhere, wedged between the regular, the obtuse, the breathtaking, the wild. The generic and the extraordinary. The weird and the wonderful.

    or; this week on Weird and/or Wonderful World, Shane and Ryan visit a record shop.

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