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  1. Rec 9

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    In the grim darkness of the near future, there is only AI art.

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    18 Aug 2022

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    This'll be really funny to find in my bookmarks in a couple years. Or very tiring. Presumably familiarity will dull the horror into contempt either way.

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    “Yeah, white French guys suck,” Ladybug had relented, but she could be very stubborn when she set her mind to it, which she did, quite often. She flicked the little golden bell that hung from the neck of his black leather suit and said, “but you don’t.”

    “That’s very nice of you to say,” Chat had said, “however Chat Noir’s White French Man Hit List for Feminist Purposes starts with me.”

    “Did you just refer to yourself in third person?” Ladybug had asked.

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    adrien agreste who is also chat noir absolutely chugs his respect women juice

    listen to on youtube

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    04 Aug 2022

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    Narrator is just too good

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    The Associated Press @AP
    Winter Soldier set to stand trial for Washington D.C. massacre and treason apne.ws/1og6SWE

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    31 Jul 2022

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    This one really is a classic. The formatting is so nice.

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    “I mean, how dumb does the mayor think we are? Offering us a permanent hotel room as a ‘gesture of gratitude for all our work for Paris’, like it isn’t clearly just some half-baked political ploy to place him more in the public’s favor after the whole school funding scandal, like we’ll allow ourselves to sleep in a hotel that we were publicly offered, making ourselves sitting ducks for Hawkmo—”

    “It’s a pretty big building,” he countered, and at least he seemed amused, because she certainly wasn’t, “Nobody knows which room we were given but us.”

    “It doesn’t matter!” she scoffed, “It’s still a security risk that he can narrow our location down at all! Also,” she jutted her arms out towards the bed a second time, “May I remind you? ONE. BED. ONE!”

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    Or, Ladybug and Chat Noir receive a hotel room from the city, which they most certainly will not use. After all, that wouldn't be very professional, would it?

    Yes, it's a Ladynoir bed sharing fic.

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    14 Jul 2022

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    So good. One bed crackfic played straight, just a hint of identity shenanigans and Adrienette to spice it up. Possibly even some Niknows.
    Very sweet and cozy. Also the most excruciating phone call and a very bad Akuma temp death.
    But. Y'know. Contrasts.

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    At 5:00AM sharp, Adrien Graham’s alarm goes off. He is, however, already awake, having been jostled out of sleep by his two cats, who pawed at his face and meowed loudly until he groaned out of bed and went to give them their breakfasts.

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    22 Feb 2022

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    Very good stuff