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    In the immediate aftermath of the Nope-Let's-Notpocalypse, Crowley and Aziraphale tentatively begin to move on, hoping Heaven and Hell will leave them alone in the wake of both of their failed trials.

    Of course, nothing could possibly be that simple.

    It isn't that Gabriel or Beelzebub have actually figured out how the trials were subverted...but boy, do they THINK they have it figured out. Thankfully, it won't take much to keep them in the dark.

    (Crowley and Aziraphale just have to spend eternity together, pretending to be in love with each other. All Crowley needs to do is make sure Aziraphale never finds out that everything he's saying and doing is true.)

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    05 Oct 2019

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    In the wake of the not-apocalypse, Aziraphale notices some interesting behavior. As per usual, he consults a veterinarian.
    “When I enter a room, Crowley’s head… nods?” Nodding is the wrong word. “A few times. And Crowley’s constantly yawning! Constantly. He sleeps so much, but he must be exhausted,” Aziraphale frets. “I simply don’t know how to make him rest. So he’s clearly not sleeping, and then—this is why I came in—he’s not eating! He just... stares.”
    The veterinarian looks grim. “I have a theory. I’ve read about this on the web.”
    Aziraphale hates the internet, because it was invented too recently and when the Them tried to teach him how to use it, everything moved too quickly. But he knows this: everything on the internet is probably true.
    (The veterinarian is perhaps not the most qualified.)

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    01 Oct 2019

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    Aziraphale figures out how they can both have everything they want, but Crowley has to magically bind him. Mastering an angel isn't easy, especially one who is so exacting about how he wants to be mastered.

    Alternate Good Omens ending, so spoilers, of course.

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    28 Sep 2019

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    During Crowley’s trial, the agents of Hell present evidence that the demon has been fraternizing with the enemy. Careful to protect Crowley’s pride (and his own concealed feelings), Aziraphale turns on the saunter and leans into his friend’s reputation as a tempter to spin their relationship into something that looks more demonic than lunch dates and feeding the ducks.

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    22 Sep 2019

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    Aziraphale keeps a list.

    Islington, caged beneath London (Check the locks upon leaving).
    Raguel, LA (be certain his rent is paid).
    Michael, Heaven, but adores Earth (keep away from bulls).
    Castiel, alternate universe (don't ever go to that horrid place).

    and, lately, Lucifer Morningstar, LA, who seems the sanest of the lot. It's all very confusing.

    Amenadiel, LA, is also on the list, but Aziraphale reported to Amenadiel in the Rebellion and, well, some things are too strange for him even to tolerate.

    Crowley's just tired of flying over the Atlantic. And turns out his boss? Well, he's kind of alright.

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    21 Sep 2019