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    Hannibal is out shopping when the small boy runs up to him and bites him on the hand.

    It is not a playful act. The child bites hard, and then he grinds his teeth in and holds on.

    There is for Hannibal a moment of outrage, in which he considers striking the child to knock him away. Hannibal’s face curls, for just a microsecond, into a snarl, and astonishingly he realizes that the boy, who is looking up at him with fearsome defiance, his jaws still locked around the side of his hand, has not missed this.

    Hannibal sets his face to communicate a shocked but stoic response to the assault, and this is what his father sees, when perhaps three seconds later he crouches next to the boy to coax him into loosening his hold.

     

    AKA, the one where Will is the single father of a troubled little boy, and Hannibal is enchanted by them both.

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    26 Jan 2021

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    “Isn’t life more important?” Will chooses his words slowly, carefully, “Than something pretty, or—or something that exists for momentary pleasure?”
    “That which exists beautifully, however transient, begets life.”
    “Even if it’s dead?”
    “Perhaps because it is dead,” Hannibal says, and Will can hear the smile in his voice, “Man derives pleasure from being master over death. Why should that macabre pleasure not conflate with beauty?”

    In which Will Graham is a nude model, Hannibal Lecter is a portrait artist, and both of them consider discussions of death tantamount to foreplay.

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    26 Jan 2021

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    “Bryan’s about to start us off!” Mason said happily. “So, Bryan, what will it be? Would you rather electrocute yourself, or electrocute Antony?”

     

    Will was prepared to play a bored rich man's game in order to save Abigail's life. He was not prepared for the innocent children's game to turn into a sadistic test to determine who will survive the night — and he certainly wasn't prepared for Hannibal Lecter.

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    26 Jan 2021

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    “Franklyn.” Hannibal greets him with a nod.

    “It’s so good to see you here,” Franklyn gushes. “Hello, I’m Franklyn Froideveaux. And this is my friend, Tobias Budge.”

    Hannibal turns his gaze to the man Franklyn is gesturing to, intrigued to see two newcomers instead of one. He inclines his head to Tobias, a man with sharp, dead eyes that are trained on Hannibal in obvious interest. “And your other friend?” Hannibal prompts.

    Franklyn looks flustered, turning red as he avoids everyone’s gaze. “Right, that’s— uh, Tobias, I suppose you should do the honors. He’s your friend after all.”

    Tobias doesn’t extend his hand out, offering a small smile instead. “Of course. I’ve heard so much about you; it’s nice to finally put a face to a name.” With one arm snaked around the waist of his companion standing next to him, Tobias gives another insincere smile. “This is Will Graham.”

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    AKA that AU where Hannibal and Will met under different circumstances.

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    26 Jan 2021

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    Dorky Addams' Family inspired one-shot. Encouraged by Abigail, Will goes out and meets someone.

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    23 Jan 2021