Takes place in an alternate reality (which is saying something as this is already an AU I'm writing) where the Senju and Uchiha clan still exist.
But what's this? Madara, Hashirama, and Tobirama are all genin? Naruto is their sensei? And she's her father's sister? What the hell is going on?
There's more surprises where that's from! Come stick around for five chapters of pure crack fueled ridiculousness based on Goddess' First Steps!
- Part 1 of Gimbling Deity
27 Sep 2020
Shen Yuan can see ghosts. The plot suffers because of this. The System suffers the most.
Luo Binghe suffers a bit. His Shizun is just to amazing for him not to. He's just so nice that Luo Binghe has no choice but to succumb to the fluff.
Shen Jiu does not suffer at all. Shen Jiu is laughing. Being dead is way nicer than he expected.
Kakashi was going to murder sensei’s child. Violently.
(wherein dealing with the village prankster is an S-rank mission in its own right, and Kakashi has no idea how this has become his life.)
- Part 5 of Alternate Universes and What Ifs
Sometimes the hardest battle isn’t enough to change a heart, sometimes all the war and blood in the world isn’t enough to shift a single destiny.
Sometimes a simple touch is enough to break down the strongest of barriers, sometimes a single word is enough to make the world quake.
Sometimes the most reaching of changes comes in the form of a little boy sad enough, strong enough, and kind enough to make friends with a monster.
Sometimes one change makes waves.
Naruto has been hearing the rumbling growl in the back of his head for as long as he can remember. He’s seven when he tries to talk to it for the first time. He’s the dead last, the failure at everything, so he doesn’t actually expect to succeed.
And when he’s suddenly standing, knee deep in murky water and face to face with a demon, he has no idea what to expect.
As it turns out, the world could use something unexpected.
In which Naruto discovers the real meaning of the word monster, Sasuke discovers power and strength and learns the difference between them, and Sakura discovers that being herself is not as selfish as she thought.
Where Kakashi learns to fight again for what he loves, and Obito never stopped.
- Part 1 of Against the Sky
For the prompt: Reasons why Orochimaru is a really interesting pick for a "sent back to childhood body" timetravel fic. 1. Oro's definition of "fixing this" is probably way different than the general population of canon and of the readers. 2. Gets bored easily and fucks things up more because being a chess master kinda sucks when you know all the moves for sure. 3. His frustration at the inevitable things. 4. his decisions are based at least based 50% on how he can swing his ascetic to be as creepy as possible.
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27 Sep 2020