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  1. Public Bookmark 38

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    Blue silk robe, white gown, red hair in a long trailing plait, a last lingering string back to the north.

    “Bitch comes with her own leash.” She loves it when he calls her a bitch. A bitch is just a dog, and a dog is still a wolf at heart.

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    06 Jan 2022

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    He can’t think of many places he would prefer to be, compared to where he is now.

    Could it really be that much of a surprise that after so many years of life - his twisted, marred, frantic, violent life - that his favourite place is between this girl’s thighs? He doesn’t think so. Even a monster like him deserves a reward from time to time.

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    06 Dec 2021

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    “Listen, Granger.” Draco tossed an apple in the air and caught it with a satisfying smack. “If you want me to take you to the Gala, just ask.”

    “I don’t need a date, thank you.”

    The apple paused halfway to Draco’s mouth. “Stepping out on me with someone else? Quite rude of you to not take the man you love.”

    “One of us is in love with you,” said Hermione agreeably. “But it’s not me.”

     

    *Featuring mutual pining, infuriatingly charming flirting, and the best worst coworker ever.

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    04 Dec 2021

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    Draco can send letters from Azkaban but not receive them.

    And, of all the people in the world he could pester, he can think of no one better than Hermione Granger.

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    "But, I can't ruin my reputation with you can I, Granger? Can't crush what's already been ground down to a fine powder.

    I'd rather not have anyone else know I'm this pathetic."

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    02 Dec 2021

  5. Public Bookmark 91

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    PREMISE: Sandor gets out of prison to find he has new neighbors in his shitty neighborhood in southside White Harbor who might be even crazier than he is. Set on laying low, he should stay far away from the Starks and their never-ending drama, but the Starks seem intent on worming their way into his heart, even the pretty but guarded Sansa. Throw in friends like Bronn and Beric, and a little old lady with a dirty mind, and Sandor is in for one hell of a ride.

    AUTHOR NOTES: A Shameless/ASOIAF crossover, because I can totally imagine the Starks as the Gallaghers if they lacked parental supervision. It's OK if you've never seen Shameless. Other than a few minor "eggs", this is more or less original plot, inspired by the characters in both shows. SanSan is the main pairing, but there will be lots of "bro moments" between Sandor, Arya and Rickon.

    FAN PRAISE FOR FALL FROM GRACE:
    "there is so much of everything in this story...love it"
    "This story is such a delight! Still laughed out loud multiple times on the second read."
    "This is going in the bookmarks for future reading"
    "It was a wonderful journey and I enjoyed every moment of it."
    "I actually got a sore throat from laughing too much"

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    14 Nov 2021