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    On Tumblr, Anon asked: Sterek mpreg please: "The thing is, Derek loves to tell awful dad jokes to me two months after we're dating. Well, joke's on him now cos he's gonna be a dad soon. Not now, Scott! In seven months, maybe?" AU

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    So there’s this bad habit Derek has, right? Like, whenever Stiles tries to do something like a regular human being, Derek just— Stiles is ashamed to say this, he just cracks the worst jokes ever. Because it’s dad jokes. Stiles thinks it might be Derek trying to make himself an equal in terms to Stiles’ own humor, but it’s not— it’s not exactly working… 

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    How Stiles manages to turn the tables on Derek via clever thinking and the printing services offered by his local Staples.

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    01 Feb 2018

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    Derek doesn't expect much from his arranged marriage. When his inattentive husband, Lord Stiles Stilinski, tells him he's free to look for a lover, he doesn't know where to start, until a dashing bandit named the Red Fox catches his eye.
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    The Fox winks again. “Have a good night, Derek,” he purrs in a sultry tone, and then climbs back on the horse and disappears into the night.
    Derek walks up the path towards the manor in a daze, and it isn’t until he’s inside when he realizes he never told the Fox his name or where he lived.

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    07 Jan 2018

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    He has been waiting for this war to be over, for his love to come home, sending away one insistent suitor after the other with a trick. He has come with a question that only the one person that knows him better than he knows himself can find the answer to, and he has stuck to it for all this time.

    Or, the one inspired by the Odyssey and Hoechlin's eyes.

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    07 Jan 2018

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    "Did you say--" Stiles starts.

    "What?" Derek growls.

    "We're not a couple!" they both retort in unison.

    "We're not together," Stiles insists.

    Lydia coughs pointedly. "An incident report filed by 87th Precinct Captain Erica Reyes. March twenty-fifth, eight p.m. Came back to the precinct to grab my coat, only to hear Stilinski banging his new boyfriend in the holding cell."

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    03 Jan 2018

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    Or otherwise known as "Derek Goes to the Doctor," wherein Derek gets the therapy he so desperately needs and gets healthy. The clearer his head gets, the more room it seems to have for Stiles.

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    08 Dec 2017

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