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Grandmaster of Meme-onic Cultivation by Hades_the_Blingking
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
08 May 2022
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The Untamed universe is exactly the same, except everybody has magical crystals that have a suspiciously familiar messaging system. The story is pretty much the same as the show, except everyone lives!! (so minor changes).
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in which Wei WuXian tries his darndest to date Lan Zhan, Jiang Cheng possibly has a aneurysm, Jin ZiXuan is still the most awkward human alive, and Xue Yang makes me write some VERY cursed things. Written in chatfic format! :3Comments are very much appreciated! ^.^b
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5 Times Wei WuXian Accidentally Jumped Lan Xichen, and One Time He Didn’t by Hades_the_Blingking
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
19 Apr 2022
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Oops, wrong twin!!
Wei WuXian never heard of or met Lan Zhan's mysterious twin before, but ends up meeting him in multiple (5 in fact!) saucy, scandalous and ridiculous scenarios. Nothing very serious or angsty happens, it's just a bit of fun ^u^ And guilty pleasure XiXian hehe~
Enjoy!
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Aunty Sunshine by Hades_the_Blingking
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
12 Jan 2022
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Lan Xichen is an Agony Aunt who works for the Simple Delights magazine and blog; a perfect job to turn his guilty pleasure for gossip and scandal into a paycheck! However, when he encounters a certain writer-in who is struggling with their relationship, Lan Xichen, the sweetheart of the Agony Aunt world, might get a little more than he bargained for ;) Join in and have some fun! :D
Comments are very much appreciated!! ᐠ( ᐛ )ᐟ
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Red River, Blue River by Hades_the_Blingking
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
02 Dec 2021
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Direct continuation from part 1:
With Sunshot Campaign ended, secret lovers Lan Xichen and Meng Yao can finally reunite. Yet, both of them are entangled in politics, post-war tidying, and trying to keep their sweeping romance under the rug. Will their scandalous relationship be uncovered? Will Meng Yao boldly go exactly where he went in canon? Is that Lan Xichen reaching for the discipline whip?? And what’s going on with little brother and his dubious necromancer in the background? Join in, and have fun finding out! :DComments are very much appreciated!! ᐠ( ᐛ )ᐟ
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- Part 2 of A Date Better than Destiny
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Patient came so hard from prostate exam he kicked me in the dick by Hades_the_Blingking
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
20 Oct 2020
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Lan Zhan's puritanical life is thrown into sudden, sinful chaos when one especially handsome doctor gives him a prostate exam and he busts a surprise nut. Mortified, Lan Zhan is consoled by the fact that he will never see this harbinger of anal pleasure again... until one fateful night. Cue a matchmaking brother, cue a bad excuse for a lie, and cue things not turning out as embarrassing and terrible as they seem between one Wei Wuxian and Lan Zhan.
Written entirely for fun! :DComments are very much appreciated! ᐠ( ᐛ )ᐟ
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When it seems like Talon is on the move to kidnap the children of a client of Overwatch, the terrible decision is made that McCree and Hanzo will go undercover as fake husbands to look after them. One adoption and two asshole teenagers later, these two highly skilled agents must live in a civilian environment, somehow acquire parenting skills, and maybe even try to like each other. Of course, chaos ensues.
Will they be able to thwart the terrible Talon? Will they be able to keep their identities secret? What will happen when they share....one bed ?? Join in and have a laugh.
Comments are really appreciated!!
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Tug-Tug by Hades_the_Blingking
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
23 Aug 2020
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A smut one-shot in which Meng Yao has been tugging on the ends of Lan Xichen's forehead ribbon that hang in his hair all throughout the Phoenix Mountain Hunt, and it drives our patient Lan sect leader wild. Join in for some fun, angst-free smut! :D
Comments are very much appreciated! ^-^b
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A Little Bit Foxy by Hades_the_Blingking
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
08 Jul 2020
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In which Meng Yao finally gets drunk for once in his life and unleashes his confusingly saucy drunk self upon two poor unsuspecting sworn brothers. But honestly, Lan Xichen and Nie Mingjue don't really want or need rescuing ;)
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Would You Hold It Against Me? by Hades_the_Blingking
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
21 Mar 2020
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Driven out of the Nie Sect, an injured Meng Yao finds a badly injured Lan Xichen, and the only place Meng Yao can hide the righteous and pure Lan Sect Leader is in the debaucherous belly of a brothel. How long will the scandalous nature of their location remain unknown to Lan Xichen? What accidental shenanigans will the Lan Sect Leader get up to in a brothel? And in the midst of the antics, will Meng Yao be able to act on his feelings for Lan Xichen? Will Lan Xichen move on his adorable (but morally dubious) dimpled saviour? Oh the fun to be had! ;)
Comments are very much appreciated!! ᐠ( ᐛ )ᐟ
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- Part 1 of A Date Better than Destiny
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Jiang Cheng's Mysterious Fever by Hades_the_Blingking for frostbittenroots
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
27 Dec 2019
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Set around Episode 03 of the Untamed drama. The Jiangs release their sons on the unsuspecting Lan Clan and Jiang Cheng has to try to figure out what an emotion is. Lan Xichen is having the time of his life wooing an oblivious yet very reactive Jiang Cheng. The Jiang entourage take bets on how smitten Jiang Cheng really is with the blindingly beautiful Lan Sect leader. Just a fun lil thing I did for my friend’s birthday! :D
Translation to Spanish by AO3 user Jimlee here! n.n
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Tea Time with Clan Leader Lan by Hades_the_Blingking
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
27 Dec 2019
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An expanded scene from my fic Grandmaster of Meme-onic Cultivation, in which Lan Xichen answers a bootycall from his new lover Jiang Cheng. Jiang Cheng does not know what he’s in for, and has one of the best nights of his life.
If you ain’t read the original fic, sorry my buddies, the context really won’t make any sense. But if you just want some Hot Sex and don’t give a damn about why, then this is for you, friendo ;)
Please leave a comment and tell me what you thought! ^.^b
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Snowed In by Hades_the_Blingking
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
24 Dec 2019
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Set in Episode 43 of the drama, where Wei WuXian whispers "Sorry and thank you."
Except a lot more snow falls, and Wei WuXian realizes that newly reincarnated, he is very susceptible to the cold. He also realizes that there is only one bed in their secluded hillside chambers. The wintry weather does its best to nudge these two together, and they end up having a warm night after all.
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PUNCH ME UNDER THE MISTLETOE by Hades_the_Blingking
Fandoms: 龍が如く | Ryuu ga Gotoku | Yakuza (Video Games), Yakuza Kiwami - Fandom
24 Dec 2019
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Majima (and Family) comes up with a new, groundbreaking strategy to entrap Kiryu into a fight. However, things don't quite go to plan when Kiryu, as usual, does the unexpected. Majima is confused but happy, but also mad that Kiryu keeps escaping his fights. Kiryu thinks he's being entirely logical, but nobody has any idea what his logic is. Rina will help these fools figure out what the heck is going on.
A cute Christmas fic for our Yakuza boys!
Please leave a comment and tell me what you think!! ^.^b
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Home Is Where Wei Ying Is by Hades_the_Blingking
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
03 Nov 2019
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As Wei WuXian walks away from him, Lan Zhan cannot help but think that he is making the biggest mistake of his life. Lan Zhan decides to live with no regrets, and acts on his doubts - and it works out pretty well!
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in which in Ep50 (The Untamed ending) Lan Zhan goes back to Wei WuXian, and they share a first kiss and a first time together. Lan Qiren is not pleased, but will have to deal. Lan Xichen gives some good advice.Now translated into Russian thanks to Ao3 user youllloveithere! ^-^
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Little Moments by Hades_the_Blingking
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
14 Aug 2019
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When he is visiting Yiling, Lan Zhan notices that Wei WuXian has not been taking care of himself as much as he should be. So after A-Yuan inadvertently discovers a hot spring, Lan Zhan decides that it is perfect place to tend to him. Even with chaos and uncertainty surrounding them, they can find a little peace.
(A scene inserted into Episode 29, after Lan Zhan is served tea (oop, water), but before Wei WuXian leads him down the mountain.)
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S11.
The wards fail around Lucifer's parole cage, and Sam finds him face to face with his worst nightmare. But what if this was what God had intended? And what if the Devil has an offer that not even Sam can refuse? Unfortunately, a creature staring down an eternity of, well, Hell, might go back on a promise he once made. Now the Archangel and the Vessel begin a dangerous dance of temptation as the world hangs at stake...Short version: I couldn't get this scene out of my head, so enjoy! More info in the notes n.n
Comments are very much appreciated! :3
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The Troublesome Teacher’s Seductive Soccer Secret by Hades_the_Blingking
Fandoms: Supernatural
30 Jan 2018
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In which Sam thinks hot people should be banned by law from teaching, but is left in seemingly-eternal frustration instead, Lucifer is largely unobservant until he isn't, Jess might kill someone on her mission to discover her best friend's secret crush, and Mrs Tran is out to dominate the world of sports. Will Sam win the heart of his Tempting Teacher? Will he manage it through the Soccer Championships? What will our hot soccer captain do when Prom Season descends? And will Dean ever stop watching Doctor Sexy? The drama. The fun. The shenanigans. God help us all when Gabriel turns up.
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Interview With an Avenger by Hades_the_Blingking
Fandoms: Marvel, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Avengers Assemble (Cartoon), Thor (Movies), Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Iron Man (Movies)
07 Nov 2017
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In which Thor discovers a terrible, terrible secret from Steve's past, Steve assaults a bench with a barbeque fork, Clint is foiled by a mozarella cheese stick snare, and the media interrupt the daily schedule for even more crazy antics. Will the Avengers go from being famous to infamous? Will the media convention still be standing by the end of the day? And why on Earth and Asgard are there so many ridiculous rumours about Captain America's butt now? Find out now - it's a laugh!
Comments are very much appreciated! n.n
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- Part 4 of The Lion of the North & the Hound of War
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The Secret Super Soldier Strategy and Other Misadventures by Hades_the_Blingking
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel, Thor (Movies), Captain America (Movies), Iron Man (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types
23 Sep 2017
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In which Tony descends upon Spider-Man in a halo of light and everyone subsequently adopts the Small Spider, Steve has some hubris-level curiousities, and Thor electrocutes the kitchen again but also quite possibly an entire planet.
Meanwhile in the background, Baron Zemo plots his revenge on Captain America (who killed his father), and what diabolical mischief will the Avengers have to put up with when Loki enters the equation?
Comments are very much appreciated! n.n
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- Part 3 of The Lion of the North & the Hound of War
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What Were You the God Of Again? by Hades_the_Blingking
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Thor (Movies), Marvel, Captain America (Movies), Iron Man (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
28 Aug 2017
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When Thor returns in a blaze of lightning, things start to get a little kooky. Despite being Respectable Captain America, Steve can't keep his hands to himself, Bruce is being driven crazy by the weird plants, and what is Tony drinking!?
Just another fun adventure with our favourite group of superheroes.Comments are very much appreciated! n.n
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- Part 2 of The Lion of the North & the Hound of War