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    Bucky's tips for what to do when you find yourself standing naked in a hot guy's living room while he draws you for an art school assignment:
    1) DON'T tell him you're in a band that was once called Fusion of the Empty Goose.
    2) DO flex. Everything. A lot.
    3) DON'T picture said hot guy naked.
    4) When you end up picturing him naked, DON'T apologize for your erection. This will force him to respond to the fact that your penis is hard.
    5) DON'T joke about how the fact that he's paying you makes you like a prostitute. This will lead to him awkwardly rescinding his offer to pay you, and you are a poor college dropout. The money is the ONLY reason you're doing this.
    6) DO kill Natasha for setting this up.

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    23 Oct 2018

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    Steve Rogers should be having an awesome couple of days. First, he passed his sommelier exam. Then, he got hired to head up the wine cellar at his friend Tony Stark’s newest Downtown Brooklyn eatery, Iron. The head chef is his best friend from college, Sam Wilson, and the pastry chef is his other best friend, Peggy Carter...and his worst enemy and longtime hatecrush, Bucky Barnes, is the chief mixologist.

    It’s not that Steve hates Bucky. It’s just that Bucky is the worst. In that way where Steve wants to punch him or make out with him. Whichever comes first.

    Can love conquer all in this battle of wits, wines, and whiskies?

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    22 Oct 2018

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    Just once, Phil wished he could ignore Clint Barton. It would make his life so much easier.

    (or, The High School AU Where Clint and Phil Hate Each Other, Only They Really Don't, and Feelings Happen)

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    23 Aug 2018

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    Clint Barton is not Peter Parker's big brother (high school AU).

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    23 Aug 2018

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    Funny how the perfect time to begin again is right after you realize everything you had is gone. After being a test subject and a weapon in the hands of the humans for fifteen years, Bucky is finally free. His first order of business is finding his own kind and maybe some answers about the holes in his memory. When he meets the pack's First Alpha, he quickly realizes there is something irresistible about him that has nothing to do with his pack standing. With mating season on the horizon, it's time to pick a partner and he knows exactly which alpha he'd like to keep his den warm. Now if only he could remember how seduction works.

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    31 May 2018