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    Obito thought quickly. "They're part of a... club... for babysitters."

    "A club," said Kakashi, flat.

    "Yep. A... babysitter's club."

    "I see," said Kakashi, who clearly didn't see at all.

    "Yeah, the clouds on the coats are supposed to be a soothing visual for kids?" Obito said, as he decided to dig himself deeper.

    "In red and black."

    "Okay, the color scheme could maybe stand to be changed," Obito conceded. He heard Konan snort from underneath the table.

    He glanced briefly at Hidan, who was now shaking his shoulders, and the entire curtain, laughing at Obito.

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    (Kakashi decides to raise Naruto. The Akatsuki takes a new direction.)

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    Cloud ends up back in very sexually frustrated times.

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    05 Jun 2018

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    “Honey,” Wade calls over his shoulder without taking his eyes off their visitor. “Why is there a teenage mutant in our breakfast nook? Not that I’m not happy to see you,” he says to Negasonic, who raises her eyebrows owlishly.
    Vanessa comes out of the bedroom and hooks her chin over Wade’s shoulder.
    “Do you think she heard me getting my spanking?” he whispers. “Because that was *private* noise.”
    “I don’t know,” Vanessa says. “But she looks like she needs some coffee and pancakes, don’t you think?”
    Negasonic grins. It’s scary as fuck.

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    05 Jun 2018

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    “I don’t know about you, but if I were on a date with a sexy, doe-eyed, missionary-for-the-Lord looking twink and he started talkin’ to me about wood, I’d probably offer to take him on an exclusive tour of IKEA’s bedroom section right about now.”

    In which Peter’s blind date goes better than expected through the excessive use of wood euphemisms.

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    31 May 2018

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    This is the cutest thing

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    “Wade Wilson dropped by last night,” Clint explained, like it was any other Friday. “Brought pizza and beer.” There was a thoughtful silence through the phone and then:
    “You had a pizza party with Deadpool.” Phil said and Clint slid down the couch onto his back. Yeah, that pretty much summed up the situation.

    Or: the one where Clint does something nice for Wade, and Wade decides to never let him go.

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    28 May 2018