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  1. Summary

    Uh, there might be some plot now... I don't know how that happened, but the basic premise of the story is:

    Part 1

    The Chief wanted to take over the King's land, he decided that the best way to make this takeover as smooth as possible was to enslave the people, and he knew how he wanted to do it, so he did it.

    Part 2(Will be out... eventually)

    The King wants to take his country back. It's so hard, though.

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    “Okay, heartbreaker,” he says, “how much to put the tires back on the car?”

    Jason rolls his eyes and gestures at him with the lug wrench. “Why don’t I just beat you up and steal your money? Is this the first time you’ve been to a bad part of town? Don’t show me your wallet, asshole. Come on.”

    The man heaves a heavy, aggrieved sigh and starts pulling out bills. “Five hundred?” He tries. “Six? We can go to an ATM.”

    “You are mugging yourself,” Jason says, oddly impressed. “Holy shit.”

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    12 Apr 2019

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Probably in my top ten favorite fics of all time. It makes me warm and fuzzy every time I read it and I just can’t stop smiling.

  2. Public Bookmark 12

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    "The headlines call you Captain America's Battle-Meg, isn't that right?"

    You freeze your expression at the slang, a stony settle to your mouth and shoulders, animated warmth gone in a blink.

    "Battle-what?" The co-host teases, taking your side to recover the dead air. "Meg - oh, hah, O'meg'a, right, that's what they used to, that's the old fashioned -"

    You shake your head, stand, long body unfolding out of the frame of the shot. "That's not - I'm sorry, I don't agree with that language." You fumble the mic from your shirt, your 'nope, no, that's not okay to say to anyone,' distant audio. For a few suspended heartbeats the hosts keep their elbows up, eyebrows up, jaws loose, wide eyes tracking your circuit behind the cameras.

    A script shuffles, someone coughs to interrupt a furtively whispered debate.

    You return in-frame, doughnut in hand, and all but shove your face in Kathy Donnel's perfumed cleavage to clarify into her mic, audio feedback blistered by your breath as you turn your head to regard the audience over the rim of your aviators, "I prefer the term Battle-Bitch."

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    14 Mar 2019

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Wait til WIP tag is removed

  3. Public Bookmark 36

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    Centuries after Demise was sealed in the Master Sword, he reforms himself to find that his Hatred Incarnations have been utterly useless. He decides to take things into his own hands-and in the process tears holes in reality itself. To save the Universe, the Goddesses turn to their last hope and send the Hero, as they've done so many times before. Except this time, they're not just sending one. This time, they're sending ALL of them.

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    27 Feb 2019

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  4. Public Bookmark 29

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    When Ruby runs into Ozpin just days before the holiday, she's shocked by how low he seems. He insists that the kindness he sees in her is present enough, but the idea of anyone going without a holiday gift rankles Ruby like little else.

    With some multi-team plotting, help from the faculty, and a bit of seasonal spirit, Ozpin might just have a happy holiday after all.

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    01 Jan 2019

    Bookmarker's Notes

    This is so wholesome. I had tears in my eyes.

  5. Public Bookmark 5

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    How the Signless Sufferer won the war for Bro Strider's soul.

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    03 Dec 2018

    Bookmarker's Notes

    This was an actual Experience