- Naruto (1)
14 Nov 2019
Utakata survives, seals off his chakra, then decides to hide in Konoha. By the Law of Gravitation of Tailed Beasts, he bumps into Uzumaki Naruto. Naruto offends Utakata (well, "Utahara" now) and all his ancestors by not understanding seafood. Utahara decides to fix this.
(a lite version of a longer story idea that's been stuck in my head forever)
alternate title: seafood boil? more like seafood toil because raising a kid is a lot of work