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  1. Rec *

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    She has no throne. Girls without thrones should not have knights, but hers won’t go. Princess Zelda – the girl who killed Calamity – would love to fade into legend, but Link’s bought a house, he’s fighting off monsters, and he’s selling giant horses to strangely familiar Gerudo men. She'll never have any peace now.

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    29 May 2020

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    It sounds way too good to be true.

    A fellow library patron-- and total stranger -- just happens to notice her pathetic attempts of self-education in between the three jobs it takes to afford rent in Orlais? And then just so happens to be both kind and disgustingly rich enough to offer to pay for her entire ride to any university she wants? And the only thing he wants in return is total anonymity and a pen-pal?

    It sounds like something straight out of a hidden camera show. What kind of desperate idiot would fall for a scam like that?

    Ellana. Ellana Lavellan is that desperate idiot.

     

    A solavellan Dear Daddy Long Legs AU

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    10 Jan 2020

  3. Public Bookmark 16

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    When she wakes later, she doesn’t tell anyone what she dreamt in the Fade. Not Dorian, not Cole.

    ~~~ Updated 15th July ~~~

    “Falling, fading, finding the sad wolf, the bright one hides in the Dreaming, but only for so long. The mother of black-winged dreams will call to him soon. Catching, catalysing, concealing! The old songs sing through you now, enthralling, embracing, enchanting him… but you must come back, and soon, lethallan.”

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    Vignette style, Post-Trespasser, Not-A-Fix-It, Not a Baby Fic, Not a Time Travel Fic. What's left?

    Weird shit.

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    19 Dec 2019

  4. Public Bookmark 5

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    A collection of drabbles and oneshots, largely unrelated to each other and (hopefully) staying within 500-1.5k words, as challenged by me to Griftings (unless we get carried away lol).

    Ratings vary per ficlet, but the entire series can be considered 'E' for safe searching purposes.

    Note: my erotic fiction will *never* feature an underage Arya. I have a very strict personal rule about that, and I will never break it. She will always be at a modern minimum age of consent (18 years old) in my erotic fiction, but usually she is much older than that, because that's just how I roll. #dealwithit

    With the preliminaries over, let the #dickoff2019 begin!

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    28 Aug 2019

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    the dickening

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    ‘LONGEST NIGHT’ HAS BIGGEST NIGHT IN HOLLYWOOD HISTORY

    Jaime Lannister’s historical epic, starring Joffrey Baratheon as Aegon Targaryen and Margarey Tyrell as Queen Sansa, broke box office records last week with the largest opening weekend in history. The Lion Hand Studios production netted a whopping $400 million dragons in the domestic box office and shows no sign of slowing down any time soon. The film made headlines three months ago when the movie’s stars announced their romantic relationship on the heels of the dissolution of Baratheon’s engagement with Sansa Stark, who penned the script. Although Baratheon claimed the split with Stark was amicable, sources close to the former couple insist it was anything but. “Joffrey wanted someone to make him famous, and as soon as Sansa wrote a movie for him that did just that, he left her in the dirt.”

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    07 Aug 2019

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