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    From the private journal of Alisha Jones, wedding planner, concerning the nuptials of Anthony J Crowley and Aziraphale and the planning process thereof, containing an account of chosen decor, guest list construction, and the holy war against the Antichrist that nearly ruined six months of professional organization and a very nice dinner.

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    23 Oct 2021

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    Outsider POV tales of extraordinary interactions that ordinary people have with our two favorite entities. Features Aziraphale and Crowley in various states of awareness regarding the effect they have on the general population.

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    23 Oct 2021

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    When Crowley and Aziraphale settle into their new home, they draw the attention of their neighbors, including the village vicar.

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    23 Oct 2021

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    “In any case, my father had already fostered Xan, and was looking to foster someone else. He took me in when I was thirteen and adopted me when I was fifteen. When I was sixteen, he had a brief fling with Shmi—that’s Anakin’s mother—but didn’t discover that it had, ahem, born fruit until I was eighteen. They started coparenting then, but I was already out of the house, so it didn’t really affect me until Qui-Gon got impaled when I was twenty-five.”

    Impaled?

    “Masonry accident,” Obi-Wan supplies, then pauses, reconsidering. “We think.”

     

    or: Obi-Wan explains his family tree to a beleaguered Cody.

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    19 Oct 2021

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    What are you supposed to do when you've been fired from your sweet job in Hell for thwarting the schemes of Satan, you've got a swanky flat in Mayfair, and you're looking for an excuse to spend all your time in someone else's bookshop? Obviously, you turn to the dubious world of short-term vacation rentals.

    The resulting Airbnb property has been variously described as "an instagram trap," "a vampire den but make it botanical," and "the weirdest bed and breakfast in the shared history of beds and breakfasting."

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    14 Oct 2021