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  1. Public Bookmark 38

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    There are a notable lack of entertainment options available to one in an elvish jail. Once you have flipped a coin a few thousand times, counted all the pebbles in the rocky floor, and exhausted all possible hiding places for the good-luck rune-stone your mother gave you before you left on your staggeringly ill-advised journey with your uncle and your brother and ten other dwarves, you really have only one thing left to occupy your time.

    It’s exactly what you think it is.

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    18 Jul 2021

  2. Public Bookmark 34

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    Sixty years after the Battle of Five Armies, Bilbo is living peacefully in Rivendell having just finished his book. He is visited by an unexpected friend passing through on his way to see his brother and elven lover and finds the stories he wrote down are only part of a much larger picture. Check the tags for warnings and Character death.

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    29 Jun 2021

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    27 Jun 2021

  4. Public Bookmark 61

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    Bilbo is courting Thorin and has to prepare a gift with his own two hands. There's only one problem... other than cooking, his hands aren't very useful for such things. He never learned to make anything. What's a hobbit to do?

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    26 Jun 2021

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    “What is that?”
    Thorin follows his gaze. “Oh, that. During the fight with Azog he stabbed me through the foot from beneath the ice.”
    “He did what?!” Bilbo near yelps, and sure enough, now that he looks closer he can see where Azog’s blade must have pierced the top of the boot. Valar above, it had cleaved straight through. “Thorin, why in Eru’s name hasn’t this been looked at?”
    Thorin stares at him like he had forgotten Bilbo was an idiot. “I expect Óin had more pressing matters to attend to. Like, I suppose, the mortal stab wound in my chest.”
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    Or, where some things get lost in translation, courting mishaps have the whole kingdom losing their minds, and simple acts of kindness and love can go a long way.

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    25 Jun 2021

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