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    After a drunken visit to a gypsy fortune teller one night in college with some friends, Levi Ackerman is told he will soon meet the love of his life, and he would know once he met eyes the hue of the Mediterranean Sea. The funny thing about that is he doesn't believe in fate, destiny, or anything predestined. Getting pissed off about the woman's psycho babble he runs his mouth, unable to quell it due his inebriation, the woman give his friends readings, then "curses" him, declaring he is doomed to work his life away never having known love. Years later, he moved to a new city to help a friend with his consulting business and had forgotten all about the drunken waste of $45 from his better days. One day at the DMV a kid turns to him "Hey, what color do you think my eyes would be classified as?" After a chance encounter with such kid, why does he keep seeing him? Somehow this boy keeps showing up at the oddest times, in the weirdest ways, and there's nothing he can do. What will happen when you try to run from fate? Is outrunning the destiny planned for you even possible? Should you never piss off an old gypsy woman? Is destiny even real, how about curses?

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    19 Feb 2019

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    “Who is available to assign to the Jaeger case that we haven’t assigned already?”

    “Taking into account all of the monsters that have tried haunting this kid of the appropriate rank, there is only demon left that hasn’t taken a crack at his case yet. I’m not sure they’ll take the case or not, though.”

    “They’ll take the damn case whether they like it or not!” Rivaille growls.

    “But—”

    “Spit it out, Petra! Who is it?” Rivaille yells.

    “It’s you, sir!”

    A story in which Rivaille is the King of the Shadowlands, a land full of demons responsible for haunting the children of Earth, and Eren is a little shit who refuses to be scared by any demon sent his way. With no other options left, Rivaille is forced to take Eren’s case on himself and Rivaille discovers first hand exactly why no one has been able to scare this child.

    Lots of fluff, with a little bit of angst.

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    23 Jan 2018

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    When Levi Ackerman, a grumpy 32 year old, ends up having to travel alone to another state to meet his fiancé's parents for the holiday's, things get very mixed up. His suitcase is lost at the airport, he doesn't know where his soon to be in-laws live, and when a hot cocoa accident leaves his phone useless, Levi is left feeling helpless and irritated. But what happens when the bright-eyed man, and the cause of his strife, ends up being the best friend of his fiancé's brother?

    What are the chances of that?

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    16 Jan 2018

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    Levi is searching for a well-known witch of the forest to help him. What he finds instead is a naked boy in the river who talks to himself with a scent that Levi can't stop thinking about. Could a werewolf and a wizard even become friends? Or something more? Levi could ask the moon as many times as he wanted, but the answer would only come with time.

    View artwork: here & here

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    16 Dec 2017

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    Levi and Mikasa start a new school.
    The first problem arrives in the form of Eren Yeager.
    The second problem in the form of Annie Leonhart.
    The third problem? Their very conservative parents who don't know their kids are gay.

    So they come up with a plan of attack.

    Levi will 'date' Annie while Mikasa 'dates' Eren, and when they finally get them to stay over for the night their parents will insist on the 'couples' staying in separate rooms.

    Jokes on their parents, though.

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    16 Jun 2017