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    living in secrecy is hard when an undead wolf decides you’re interesting

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    ho-ho-ho! tis the season for some fluff filled fics all regarding Christmas!

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    Steter Drabble dump! This is where I’m putting my one offs and fics that I don’t know what to do with

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    When Scott gets Stiles tipsy and suggests, grinning, “We should make a tape for the Blue Moon Bakery auditions,” Stiles just giggles into his tequila.
    “They don’t want me. They want some cookie cutter pretty girl so she can swoon over Derek,” he sighs.
    “Not over Peter?”
    Stiles shakes his head. “Girls don’t swoon over Peter, Scott. Because one, Peter’s terrifying, and two, he’s as out as you can be without putting it on a billboard.”
    “You swoon over him,” Scott points out.
    “That’s because I’m aroused by danger, and also he’s incredibly hot. That fucking neck, man.” Stiles flaps a hand. “Anyway. Besides the point. I can tell you now though, if I was gonna audition, it wouldn’t be the simpering bullshit everyone else sends in, that’s for sure.”
    Scott senses his chance and takes it. “So show me, and I’ll film it. For funsies. We can watch it tomorrow.”
    Stiles only hesitates for second, and then grins. “Why the hell not? The audition tape nobody asked for, sure.”

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    02 Nov 2019

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    stiles and peter become fake enemy’s for baking purposes and it brings me life

    or the one where peter is a master baker and stiles is his ‘bad’ apprentice

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    “I don’t know, as a kid I watched a lot of movies, you know? And at first I figured like… I’d be on some great adventure that would take me away from it all, you know? Like Indiana Jones comes around and is all, ‘Hey Stiles, buddy, come with me we’ve got to go save the world.’ Then… you and… everything happened… then I just… I figured I’d die before I was eighteen.”

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    “I don’t know, as a kid I watched a lot of movies, you know? And at first I figured like… I’d be on some great adventure that would take me away from it all, you know? Like Indiana Jones comes around and is all, ‘Hey Stiles, buddy, come with me we’ve got to go save the world.’ Then… you and… everything happened… then I just… I figured I’d die before I was eighteen.”

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    Stiles stumbles into wolfsbane that forces him to seek out contact from a particular person to stay alive. That person just happens to be Peter. Stiles hates his life sometimes.

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    13 Oct 2019

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    it’s fuck or die except they both catch feelings

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    Someone’s actually replied.
    Fuck.

    I’ll give you what you need, pretty boy. And you can call me Sir.

    The hairs on the back of Stiles’s neck prickle at that, and his dick throbs. He clicks on the profile and the picture that pops up is UN-FUCKING-FAIR. Jesus Christ on a bicycle, nobody should look like that. The man’s staring into the camera, a smile that’s almost a sneer on his face. And what a face it is. Intense blue eyes, cheekbones like cut glass, and a strong jawline covered in the perfect amount of stubble. His neck, what Stiles can see of it, is thickly muscled, and Stiles can see the beginnings of a tattoo that travels down. There’s the tiniest scattering of grey at his temples, and Stiles breathes out, “Oh yes, Sir,” as he drinks in the details on the profile.

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    07 Oct 2019

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    this is so sweet and cute and :’) i want this to be meeeee

    or the one where stiles uses a dating app and lands a 10 first try