I saw this post on Tumblr and I had to write this fic. It was about a girl who worked at the Disney store and lost her voice but still had to work. She wrote "Can't speak, Ursula the Sea Witch stole my voice! But I'm happy to assist you!" on a notepad.
Coldflash, with the help of Michael. I love him, even if he does not exist.
Fandom: Deadpool (2016), Deadpool - All Media Types, Iron Man (Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
22 Jun 2018
Help! I’ve fallen into a pile of Spideypool trash and I can’t get up.
22 Jun 2018
Peter is falsely accused and sent to jail, where he meets the violent ex-mercenary, Wade.
Or: Prison daddy Deadpool looks after his boy.
- Part 6 of Spideypool Stories
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel
24 Jun 2018
Wade never thought he'd gain anything from blowing his brains out for the thousandth time. But, when he awoke to find himself able to read Spider-Man's thoughts, he began to think about it differently.
"Spidey has anyone ever told you, you have a wonderful brain?" The merc batted his eyes at the other, not like Peter could see.
"Excuse me?" Spider-Man turned to the mercenary,soon after stuffing a piece of his hotdog into his mouth.
'What kind of weirdo is my best friend?'
Deadpool gasped, squealing like a school girl. "I KNEW you liked me!! I can't believe you never told me I was your best friend!"
Peter narrowed his eyes, chewing his hotdog. "I...didn't say that out loud did I?"
13 Aug 2018
"Look, I’m just a Deadpool. I know I’m not Dr. Phil. But I couldn’t just let you make some bad decision and let the world lose one more hot piece of ass. Anyways, I live in the area and saw you standing on the ledge, and I thought I could maybe talk you down. Dying hurts, in case you were wondering. It’s not worth it.” Dying...hurts? Talk him down? Bad decision?
“Oh.” Everything suddenly connected and the gears started turning in Peter’s brain. “No, wait, I wasn’t…” He didn’t quite know how to explain he wasn’t there to do that without completely explaining why he was up there in the first place. Any resolve he may have had earlier about revealing his superpowered persona had melted away, his plans going awry within seconds. "
Or Peter is madly in love with Wade, and plans to meet him on top of his apartment building to reveal his identity. Wade thinks Peter is standing on the ledge ready to jump, and takes it upon himself to make sure he gets home safe and finds a reason to live again.
08 Aug 2018
After landing a job in a pet store that specializes in tarantulas, everything is going pretty well, until Peter Parker's body starts mutating again. Meanwhile, Deadpool is hanging out in the same shop everyday trying to get over his fear of spiders. He doesn't want to insult his hero Spider-Man once he finally work up the courage to meet him. For all he knows, Spider-Man might be buddies with them, and crushing one in his presence just wasn't going to be an option.
Bookmarked by Geneviev
10 Aug 2018