Gement

"and then they snogged omg" [kittens kissing]



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    Sleepy Hollow woke him up, and there are still a million things he hasn't done.

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    Despite what everyone thought, it had not started as something intentionally related to the codename he’d been given. Rather, it was a function of how he was often stationed in high places for long periods of time - you had to keep hydrated, and well nourished, and have proper clothing for changes in weather. After a certain period, when he had been assigned several long stakeouts in a row, he realized there was no point in climbing down to sleep - especially when he was likely to be roused and expected to be in position if his mark was moving. So he started bringing a sleeping bag with him, and then books and a gameboy and a mini DVD player for when he wasn’t on watch. He knew, before the first agent decided he was going to be clever, that people would consider it a nest.

    Self-awareness was more than half the battle. That, and the ability to shoot unsuspecting agents in the ass with an arrow when they began to annoy him.

    Clint moves into Avengers Tower, and promptly takes up residence in the air ducts, including the one above Bruce's lab. It soon becomes clear that this isn't just a cracky, quirky behavior.

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    23 Dec 2017

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    The One With The Army Man Parachute Food Drops Into Bruce's Lab

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    "Come on, I don't want you to Hulk out and fuck me--okay, okay, I do, but I get why you don't want to, it's inherently dangerous, internal trauma, ruptures aren't sexy, yadda yadda yadda--but--"

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    10 Dec 2017

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    Filthy, glorious, logistically sound, and really great poly.

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    Steve wakes up in the 21st Century. He doesn't think much of it, and it's dubious about him. He meets a Norse God, joins a superhero team, and feels terribly awkward about the whole monument at Arlington he's rendered obsolete by not being dead. Meanwhile, Tony is trying to make his mark on history by being the man who finally drove Nick Fury over the edge.

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    10 Dec 2017

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Bookmarking this because I have been trying to re-find for YEARS the fic where the Asgardians think based on their sample set thus far that the Midgardians are lying about heterosexuality being common.

    I want to paste zingers from this into chat about every three screens and it is inspiring to me that I was reading it going "why did they bother to rehash the Avengers movie in a slightly different order?" ... Because it was published in 2011 is why and in the absence of the team movie existing, they did a bloody incredible job.

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    How Bruce Wayne maintains his reputation as a debonair millionaire playboy while remaining celibate.

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    08 Nov 2017

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    The crack I really did not know I needed re: how one of the most emotionally constipated people in the DCU convinces everyone he's banging starlets.

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    I’m crammed into a burrow so small that my knees are up around my ears and the boom mike keeps slamming into my head, inhaling the potent scent of toffee-apple brandy and trying to drink a talking mouse under the table.

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    07 Aug 2017

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