Gement

"and then they snogged omg" [kittens kissing]



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  1. Summary

    The World's Finest attempt to avoid the Evil Superman timeline via careful application of petplay. This is not where the author expected it to end up. Nor Egrets.

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  2. Summary

    Irregular Saturday postings as I get plot-bunnied. Anything not marked as part of a series is in its own continuity and characterizations are distinct, especially re: romantic orientation; it turns out Bruce in my head can range from fairy tale wedding planner to soft-aro. Just roll with it one story at a time.

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  3. Summary

    Millennial (Earth-Prime), n.
    1a. A person born between 1980 and 1996.
    1b. Probably a frustrated barista who can't afford grad school or a house and doesn't think socialism is a dirty word.

    Millennial (Earth-93), n.
    2a. A person affected by millennialism [n. A sociological phenomenon first observed in 1998, marked by heightened conflict, thematic behavior, and inexplicable physical and technological feats].
    2b. Someone who thinks punching people while wearing adventure pajamas is a valid lifestyle choice.

    Zach fits the first definition. Bruce fits the second. Now kiss.

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    Sleepy Hollow woke him up, and there are still a million things he hasn't done.

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    "Let me get this straight," Batman said after a lengthy pause, "You're using wrapping paper to roll a joint on top of a skyscraper, all alone, depowered, at two in the morning."

    "Yes," Clark said emphatically, then frowned. "Wait. No. It sounds really bad when you say it like that."

    Batman quirked an eyebrow.

    "It's craft paper," he said, sheepish, "I couldn't find anything else."

     

    Or, where Clark gets depowered, gets a little high, and maybe Batman pets his hair a little. Maybe.

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    01 Aug 2020

    Bookmarker's Notes

    The one where Clark is bad at smoking pot. 😂 The emotions feel really authentic.

  2. Public Bookmark 87

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    There isn't anything unusual about the day Bruce dies.

    Clark wishes there had been. He wishes he'd known it was coming; he wishes he'd been ready and waiting to stop it before it happened at all.

    But having the chance to fix it after the fact is the next-best thing. He'll take it.

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    09 Jul 2020

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Good time travel, great feelings.

  3. Public Bookmark 14

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    Spiderman’s mutation has a sinister side that he had steadfastly been ignoring. It’s comes to a head and Wade takes the brunt of it, to gruesome ends.
    A surprisingly heartwarming story about cannibalism and dismemberment.
    Read the tags.

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    26 Jun 2020

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Heed the tags, darlings, this is up there with Romantic Vivisection in the best of ways.

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    Bruce always thought that Superman's cute shtick of rescuing cats from trees was a bid for publicity—until a confrontation with a magic user leaves him stuck as a cat. He learns how mistaken he was when Superman not only rescues him, but takes him back to a small Metropolis apartment. The opportunity to learn more about the alien can't be ignored, but is Bruce ready for everything he will learn about someone he has only ever regarded with distrust and dislike?

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    25 Jun 2020

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    Bruce is an asshole cat who needs to work on his empathy. Clark is a cinnamon roll. None of this is news.

  5. Public Bookmark 38

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    Batman had hoped this day would never come.

    But he’s prepared for it, of course. He would not be who he is if he hadn’t. He’s seen entire worlds laid waste by a corrupted Justice League, a corrupted Superman, and he decided long ago that it would not happen to this one.

    And he has always known it would be up to him to stop it.

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    22 Jun 2020

    Bookmarker's Notes

    The good beautifully structured and varied "don't kill Batman" angst.