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    A collection of prompts and miscellaneous stories from the Laeti Vascimur Nos Subacturis universe.

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  1. Public Bookmark 96

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    While depressed one night, Kylo Ren decides to jerk out his sorrows to his favorite holoporn vids, starring Major Fuxx and his parade of alien partners. Major Fuxx bears a striking resemblance to General Hux, which is part of the appeal, but he suddenly realizes that they may have more in common than their looks...

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  2. Rec 6

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    Mitaka's been dreaming about something he's wanted for a very long time.

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  3. Rec 51

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    "Are you ready?" Kylo asks Hux stupidly, realising the question is more directed at himself.

    Hux answers with a cry, and then his panic rises again. Kylo hunches over him, cocooning him protectively. "You can do this," he whispers. "I know you can do this."

    "I can't," Hux whimpers, shaking his head. "They're too big. I can't."

    "You're a general of the First Order," Kylo says softly in his ear. "The General. The strongest man I know. You can do this."

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  4. Public Bookmark 26

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    As their relationship has progressed, Kylo and Hux have come to find that Mitaka thinks very lowly of himself.

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  5. Rec *

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    Looking for a random family to let me take a Holiday portrait with. ($20!!)

    So my name is Ben and I am a 24-year-old student. This year for Christmas/Hanukkah, I really want to confuse my relatives by making a Holiday card with myself and a random family saying something like “Seasons Greetings for the Solo-Organas!” Making it look like I married some random person and had kids. It will be an awkward photo for sure with lots of turtle necks and ugly clothes. I want to baffle my uncles and especially my parents. For maximum effect and contrast, I would prefer to have a picture with someone from the Order military…It would be harder for them to wrap their minds around. If you let me take a picture with you or your family, I will give you $20 and some copies of the card when I get them printed off. I think it will be pretty funny.

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