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  1. Public Bookmark 76

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    Crowley takes Aziraphale out for a nice meal and finds the angel's vocal enjoyment of the food rather distracting. But it's the dessert that gives him ideas... After all, who doesn't love cream-filled pastry?

    Steamy, shameless smut ensues.

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    17 Aug 2019

  2. Public Bookmark 39

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    I know what you smell like.

    (Aziraphale leaves traces on a pillow. Crowley is intrigued. Later on they talk.)

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    15 Aug 2019

  3. Public Bookmark 86

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    After the apocalypse that wasn't, Crowley has the luxury to spend as much time with Aziraphale as he wants. But the new proximity stokes old feelings he finds harder to control every day.

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    12 Aug 2019

  4. Public Bookmark 25

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    Aziraphale finds out how deeply Crowley loves him. Unfortunately he does not feel the same. He chooses to bind himself to him anyways.

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    10 Aug 2019

  5. Public Bookmark 65

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    Now that Heaven and Hell no longer care what they do, Crowley and Aziraphale are living together, more or less. It’s new. It’s nice. It’s weird. And it’s tempting.

    Crowley will never admit it, but he’s been wondering about something. It comes up when he and Azirpahale say goodnight to each other, for example. Instead of biffing off awkwardly, Crowley thinks, what would it be like to get a goodnight hug from his best friend? That kind of thing would be soft and warm and special, wouldn’t it, enough to fill the void in his demonic heart? But whatever. It was just a thought.

    Meanwhile, when they say goodnight, Aziraphale pretends that he isn’t entertaining some of his own secret thoughts about his best friend. For instance, instead of turning upstairs to go to sleep, what if Crowley slowly slithered up to him, pushed him against the nearest wall, coolly hiked a knee in between the angel’s legs, and had his way with him? Well, Aziraphale will let the heat death of the universe come before he lets Crowley know about that fantasy.

    It’s a good thing they are both so bad at keeping secrets.

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    08 Aug 2019

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