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  1. Public Bookmark 18

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    Crowley drags Aziraphale to a preview exhibition at Sotheby's to uncover the true reason for his Fall.

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    "Shut up. No. No, that's not the point. It's all idealised anyway. I mean, it's not like the artist saw me nude, is it?"

    "I don't know, is it?" Aziraphale raised an eyebrow. "We weren't speaking then."

    "I was asleep! Just because we'd had a bit of a tiff didn't mean I'd run off to the first Frenchman with a great beard that I--anyway. I knew Alexandre a bit, and he must have obsessed over me until in his elderly days he had a vision of me and how I Fell. It's remarkably accurate."

    "I'm not sure what I'm supposed to take from this. You Fell because you were sulking? That's hardly a revelation, dearest."

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    17 Sep 2019

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    Crowley is loved, always has been loved.
    Now he only has to show Aziraphale all the ways in which he loves his angel.

    A sequel to A Bolt From The Heavens, but can be read as a standalone piece.

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    17 Sep 2019

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    Nanny, Warlock had decided, was a hypocrite.

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    15 Sep 2019

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    It's like having a curtain pulled back on something he wasn't expecting to see. A surprise punch-and-judy at an up-scale restaurant, a lobster thermidor when he's ordered an ale.

    Crowley's gleefully trying to wrap his head around the fact that Aziraphale is speaking Polari. Because of course he is.

    Or: The Patron Saint of London's LGBT Community is real, and he lives in Soho.

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    13 Sep 2019

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    Crowley's been annoyingly in love for six thousand years. What's another lifetime between friends?

    Or: Aziraphale definitely fucks and isn't that just perfect?

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    12 Sep 2019