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    Something happened in the graveyard that night. A spell no one predicted and an event set-off. Priori Incantatem turns out to be more than just seeing ghosts but a reversal of the spells all together. And those spells are decades old. (Harry time travels to the first war).

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    09 Jan 2018

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    Bilbo Baggins is born with a weak heart, requiring a cuckoo-clock to keep it from stopping. All is well for the next fifty years, but when his mechanism begins to act up, he will have to embark on a journey to find the only person who can fix his heart: A dwarven clockmaker by the name of Thorin.

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    27 Jul 2017

  3. Public Bookmark 84

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    After the Battle of Five Armies Bilbo went back to the Shire.
    It was the expected thing to do, after all.

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    24 Jul 2017

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    “Right,” Fili said. “We need to all stay alive, then. That shouldn’t be too hard.”

    “You try it,” Bilbo muttered. “See how well you do.”

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    By a curse or a blessing from the Valar, Bilbo finds himself repeating the same horrific day of war outside of Erebor again and again. His repeats are always triggered when someone from the company falls. He suffers days and days on his own before the others begin to repeat the day with him.

    One would think that with the whole company, an elf king, and a bowman all knowing what was to come, Bilbo would have an easier time getting them all through the day alive.

    One would think that, wouldn't they.

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    24 Jun 2017

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    Bilbo would never be so self-righteous as to describe everyone who disagreed with him as a troll. It’s just that most of them were. This one, however, was different from the rest. Their comment was grammatically correct and properly capitalized. It was firm, yet there was a distinct lack of the F-word or demands that Bilbo “get a real job.”

    Still, it was incredibly pompous.

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    12 Jun 2017

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