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    During a meeting with Agent Lang, Miles Edgeworth makes the patently false claim that he is engaged to a man Lang doesn't know. Cue the clown music.

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    05 Jul 2020

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    She texts Bolin: Good news: Asami isn’t a ghost that eats my ramen noodles.

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    02 Jul 2020

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    The Fire Nation's royal accountant lunges towards Zuko, brandishing a stack of receipts like a shield. “I’m referring to the flowers you bought him.”

    “That was a matter of cultural exchange."

    “What about the jewelry?”

    “That wasn’t jewelry, it was just gem-enhanced accessories!”

    "But you ordered him five sets of custom nightclothes!”

    (For some reason, the whole world's convinced that Zuko is Sokka's sugar daddy.)

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    30 Jun 2020

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    Fucking hilarious

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    Right after Boiling Rock, Zuko found Sokka sprawled in his tent with a bouquet of red roses, and a ring of romantic candles, and one final rose set between his teeth. With the littlest twinge of envy, Zuko realized the entire display was for Suki.

    The point is Sokka's flirting is about as subtle as a buffalo yak. To miss it, you’d have to be a complete and utter airhead.

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    30 Jun 2020

  5. Public Bookmark 12

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    Some angsty mess where Klavier has to remind himself he’s not Kristoph. Pre-Klavpollo, post AA:AJ (but there's no spoilers, don't think so, anyway.)

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    22 Apr 2020

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