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    Title: Prompt32
    Summary: Written for the Sansan Fest 2015. Original prompt was for an AU, arranged marriage fic in which Sandor has a reputation for whoring but is, in fact, really body conscious and a virgin. . . . big boots to try and fill. My usual triage of angst, drama and smut.
    Rating: M for Sandor language, smut, hints of abuse and some faked dub con.
    Warnings: See the ratings for most of them. Plus underage? Sansa has no specific age in this one. Do with her what you will. Whatever floats your boat.
    Pairing: Sandor Clegane x Sansa Stark
    Word Count: >35k

     

    There was a sad twitch of a smile on his lips. “And what if your husband was green?” he asked in a voice so quiet Sansa almost misheard the question.

    If your husband was green? What in Seven Hells did that mean? He wasn’t green. He went to brothels for heavens sake! But, oh! Sansa’s eyes grew wide and her breath caught in her throat. No one ever said what he did there! But that didn’t make any sense! How could he possibly be untouched as she was?

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    15 Apr 2018

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    Renowned chef Sandor Clegane is 'the mean judge' on The Great Westerosi Bake Off. He hates soggy bottoms, flaccid gingerbread housing, doughy bread, and doesn't the nation know it? Sansa Stark is an amateur cake lover who is just thrilled to be taking part - it's all so exciting to be thrust into the giddy competition with eleven other hopefuls!

    Things do not go according to plan; as everyone knows, lemon drizzle cakes can be most contentious.

    Will Yara's innuendo finally be too much? Will Olenna's machinations raise her grandson to glory? Will Ramsay kill everyone with a sharpened spatula? Is Cersei really that drunk all the damned time? Can Podrick's adorableness break Twitter? Who will be crowned King or Queen of the Tent? Let's bake.

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    14 Apr 2018

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    Modern-day AU. Arthur is a ballet dancer recovering from a serious injury, and is lucky enough to land the role of Oberon in Dom Cobb's reimagining of A Midsummer Night's Dream.

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    13 Apr 2018

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    Steve was a mage, not a fighter: he'd entered the tournament to face other mages. But when he had to face the Winter Soldier, he never thought he'd wind up being responsible for him, even if it was only for the time it took to get him off the Baron's lands. He hadn't dreamed it would lead to the Winter Soldier following him through half the kingdom.

    Steve wasn't sure why it was happening, he wasn't sure what the man wanted, but for the moment he was willing to wait and see. He just hoped he wasn't making a terrible mistake.

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    12 Apr 2018

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    Jesse McCree is a terrible submissive. Hanzo Shimada is the Dom that every sub drools over. Stubborn meet stubborn, and in the end, someone's getting tied up.

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    25 Mar 2018