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  1. Public Bookmark 21

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    The first time you see him, you make a wish.
    That’s what people are supposed to do with shooting stars after all. This one is especially quick, bolting through the heavens twice as fast as the handful of other meteorites falling tonight. The sky is clear and encrusted with stars as a perfect backdrop to the meteor shower. You’re laying down on a cool wooden table out on the fields of a park, the best place around for a good view, and your breath billows above your face.
    In a moment of whimsy you raise your arm and follow the quick one across the sky with a finger. It’s a good ten seconds before it blossoms brightly and fades. Maybe by singling it out, you made sure your wish reached it before it disappeared. Maybe it will reappear to kindly grant it someday.
    It might be one in the morning and you may be a little loopy, but that isn’t the point here.
    Ah, what’s the harm in it. Why not wish?

    You stumble across a stranded alien robot named Swerve who hangs off your every word and shares the funniest stories. It takes some time to tell, but he may just be the answer to your wish.

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    11 May 2022

  2. Public Bookmark 33

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    The three seekers in Skyfire’s orbit were everything he wanted. Three is a trine, but four is a crowd. As the only autobot seeker, he knew he'd never fit in.

    That is, unless Thundercracker and Skywarp have anything to say about it.

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    09 May 2022

  3. Public Bookmark 12

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    Thunderclash left the war a hero, turned to the nunnery for peace, hoping to soothe his inner needs, only to fail a test and end up a sex slave in the underworld. The problem is that it's not too bad in the underworld, the tasteful pastimes, experiencing pleasure he had never before tried. Then he found the demon prince of the underworld and he had never felt this way before.

    Please read the kinks! Spoilers will be in the notes, if you don't like, please don't read <3

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    04 May 2022

  4. Public Bookmark 19

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    Visages, where the unseen of Cybertron stow away to live out their deepest fantasies. Hosting three separate play spaces there’s no wonder it plays home to Cybertron’s most popular mecha.

    The tales of horny mecha and their kinks.

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    03 May 2022

  5. Public Bookmark 15

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    Locking Ratchet and Rodimus in a closet together wasn't one of his best ideas, but Drift's determined for them all to get along. The results just might not be what he's hoping for.

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    28 Apr 2022