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    However prim and proper and polite Doctor Hannibal Lecter may be, he's also a psychopathic cannibalistic serial killer in the throes of a midlife crisis. Needless to say, he only has himself to blame when a whirlwind of an omega takes him by storm.

    This is his complete and utter undoing. Getting ruined never felt so good.

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    27 Jul 2022

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    Whoever is in charge of this plot, please spare me. I’m begging you. - Technoblade

     

    KEEP IN MIND that this was made for us, shippers, and us only and you should not show this to either CC unless given clear and enthusiastic consent. Also, if you're gonna waste your time telling me to stop, I want you to think for a second and go find something to do with your life, because you ain't righteous and you sure ain't protecting anyone, Anti.

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    23 Jul 2022

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    Anakin Skywalker was a child of the Force, and in his last moments drawing his first breath of unfiltered air in centuries, the Force saw fit to grant him a boon. Only, this boon was not for him to take or fulfill-- only Luke Skywalker, son of the son of the Force, could take and fulfill this second chance. The only problem with being sent hurtling back through time towards his Jedi father is this: Luke Skywalker has no idea what he's doing. He barely even knows what the Clone Wars are, and the whole Jedi thing has been him figuring it out as he goes. Luckily it seems to have worked out for him so far. After all, how hard can it be to kill the Sith he's already killed once? But being the Force's favorite doesn't always mean it's good luck that gets sent his way.

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    20 Jul 2022

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    Faced with a dangerous stalker threatening his pretty bird, mob boss Obi-Wan Kenobi is given an impossible choice: fake his own death and leave Anakin alone in order to work undercover to identify and kill the man or stay and practically put the bullet in Anakin's heart himself, seeing as the stalker has promised he'd rather see Anakin dead than on Obi-Wan's arm.

    There's no way Anakin would agree with Obi-Wan's plan to fake his death, but Obi-Wan's not known to be reasonable when it comes to threats to his pretty bird's safety. And anyway, who says he has to tell Anakin before he leaves anyway?

    Surely Anakin will understand when Obi-Wan comes back. If he comes back.

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    “You knew he’d ask for it. Didn’t you? And you didn’t stop to intervene. If you had looked at him only once while we were talking, I’m sure he’d have been placated.” Death says. “And yet, you’ve chosen to show me perhaps one of the most intimate things you can experience here.”

    He crouches down to look at Sam, runs two fingers over the swell of his back, “Why, Lucifer?”

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    The aftermath of the cage in slow and excruciating detail. Following a mid-life crisis with drastic consequences, Death gives Lucifer a second chance he may not have deserved. Sam and the fallen archangel that obsessively, brutally, loves him, as well as those caught in the crosshairs of their codependency, navigate the intricacies of their relationships, their identities, and their gray morality in the throes of love and war and the worst family drama in the history of history.

    (An alternative scenario canon-divergent based loosely on events from Pathological. The usual angst-and-torture fest with a bonus of unlikely alliances and an overarching plot. No redemption arcs but the bad guys might need a hug too!)

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    20 Apr 2022