Freakingoutdontyoumeanfreakingin



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  1. Public Bookmark 23

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    sasuke: how dare you bring such an ATROCITY home

    loser: itts just bagged milk???

    loser: cow tiddy sauce???

    sasuke: 1, never say that again

    sasuke: 2, if you buy it again, it'll end up smashed in your face

    loser: i will drink it as it busts open

    sasuke: relationship: cancelled

    loser: WAIT NO IM SORRY VBABE

    loser: BVABE PLWEASE

    loser: owo?

     sasuke  has left the chat.

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  2. Public Bookmark 7

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    Au where everyone in Naruto has a phone. Naruto decided to make his Team a goup chat. Through the course of time, he slowly adds more people.

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    14 Dec 2019

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  3. Public Bookmark *

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    Naruto is five when he first notices the shrub ninjas.

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  4. Public Bookmark 81

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    I go with you in the leaves between the pines and silence, asking myself how and when I will have to pay for my luck

    After the Shrieking Shack Incident, Severus Snape ceases to exist.

    Much to the dismay of all involved.

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    14 Dec 2019

  5. Public Bookmark 96

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    The first four tiers of Maslow’s Hierarchy of Human Needs applied to Naruto’s depressing childhood. Alternatively: Iruka slowly becomes the best replacement mother a ninja could have.

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