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    Crowley was still as stone beside him. His ears were cherry-red. “So...if we pretend we’re in a relationship, we’ll be safe.”

    “I believe so.”

    “And that would, that would involve, what?” he spoke hesitantly, softly. “Holding your hand, telling you that you mean a lot to me, kissing you for them to see?”

    Two great hands were constricting Aziraphale’s lungs. He fought back an undignified wheeze. “Yes, I think so.”

    “I can do that,” he croaked.
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    In a panic, Aziraphale tells the archangels he survived hellfire due to his soul mixing with Crowley's because they're in a romantic and sexual relationship. They want him to prove it. Cue a fake relationship.

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    05 Nov 2019

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    Petunia has no interest in her freak of a sister's son, and so she passes him off to the only family she can think of that's still alive— family that's far, far away from her normal life on Privet Drive.

    Harry Potter disappears and a new boy takes his place, a boy with the best big brother in the world, surrounded by the bright lights and faded rainbow tents of the carnival. He grows up happy, he grows up loved, and he grows up knowing the basics of a good scam. The Wizarding World isn't going to stand a chance.

    (Knowledge of the Mentalist universe is unnecessary)

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    10 May 2018

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    The birth of the Ministry of Magic and his relationship with the British Government.

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    06 Apr 2018

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    In his fifth year of Hogwarts, Harry trains in the muggle world with Mycroft Holmes. He helps Mycroft deal with criminals and learns how to manage a war and a society. Just when Mycroft is about to release him of his training, the magical war with Voldemort and the muggle war with Moriarty mix, leaving Mycroft and Harry to fix the pieces breaking around them.

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    05 Apr 2018

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    How do you stay angry with a man who can’t remember what you can’t forget? When Harry finds Snape unable to recall any of the second wizarding war, he does his best to help restore the man’s memories of his past, and ease him back into wizarding society. A friendship with further potential is born along the way, a less-angry Snape is welcomed into the new peaceful post-war world, and Harry proves that cunning and intelligence aren’t solely traits of the Slytherins. NOTE: this is from the Snarry Big Bang fest.

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    18 Apr 2017