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  1. Public Bookmark 48

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    Ford lost his brother to the portal he created. By dismantling it to save the world, he ensured Stanley’s death.

    Thirty years after, the winter his reclusive lifestyle is disrupted by a pair of painfully familiar twins, someone knocks on his door.

    [Gravity Falls AU for a classic holiday film. Don't look at me like that.]

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    07 Jul 2019

  2. Public Bookmark 5

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    Garfield is a master businessman. And what good businessman doesn't keep a clone of a local adventure stored in his back room for various nefarious purposes?

    AKA: 5 times Garfield planned to use Magnus's body for evil and one time he actually used it for good

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    28 Jun 2019

  3. Public Bookmark 34

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    “Is that what you think this is about?”
    Aziraphale stopped, twisting his wrist in his grip. “I know you’re probably bored, but it’s just a week until the O.W.Ls start, and after that it’ll all be back to normal.”
    Crowley scowled at him, dropping his hand rather abruptly. “You think I’d kidnap your books just because I was bored? I’m a Slytherin, but I’m not evil,” he hissed.
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    In which Aziraphale stresses about the upcoming exams and Crowley keeps him grounded.

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    14 Jun 2019

  4. Public Bookmark 20

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    CLASSIFIED: Not to be read by trolls below blood colour 6a006a or under the age of 100 sweeps, by order of Her Imperious Condescension.

    Case notes regarding an occasion of pale romance between a yellow-blooded helmstroll and blue-blooded terronician. Incident resulted in unforeseen retirement of helmstroll, at a great loss to the Empire and personal inconvenience to the Empress. This incident is to be used in training among the Admiralty in regards as to danger signs, warning signals and other miscellaneous romantic indications amongst helmstrolls and support staff.

    FILE ANNOTATED BY HER IMPERIOUS CONDESCENSION: IF THIS EBBER HARPOONS AGAIN, I'M CULLING ANOTHER CASTE AND IT MIGHT KNOT BE THE ONE YOU DECORATED SCUMSUCKERS FIN-K.

    BE WARNED, MOTHERGLUBBERS. I AIN'T AMUSED. WATCH OUT FOR THIS KINDA FUCKING SHIP, PIKE DAMN, BUOYS AND GILLS.

    PALE IS A DANGEROUS TYPE OF ROMANCE, HOW MANY TIDES I GOTTA SPRAY IT.

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    11 Jun 2019

  5. Public Bookmark 12

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    There's an unspoken rule kept between Bakugou and Midoriya.

     

    Never allow Todoroki to play video games.

     

    This is the reason why.

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    19 May 2019