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    Just a place to dump random fics that strike me as odd. Just not odd enough to be deleted or buried instead.

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    Sakura being a little empathic changes a few things.

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    This is where you'll find more of the McDanno with Sam the Red fics.

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    Shikamaru gets an apprentice. It's a total drag.

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    21 Oct 2018

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    A genin with terrible self esteem rescues Shikamaru after buying her teammates time to get away. Everyone plots against Shikamaru. He sulks a lot. No one points out that when he says 'my apprentice' he really means 'my daughter' despite not being related.

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    The first time his secret admirer broke into his apartment, Izumo thought it was a threat.

    Kotetsu stared at the flowers, then at Izumo, and then back at the flowers, switching his gaze between the two like he couldn't understand which baffled him more.

    "So... Let me get this straight: you had me sprint across the entire village, fearing the whole way that you were dead or dying, all because somebody left you flowers?"

    Thus began the most awkward courtship in Konoha history.

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    01 Oct 2018

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    Tobirama, kid magnet and total marshmellow about being asked to become their sensei.

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    The road to becoming a respectable Hokage is a long and tedious one. As it turns out, it's also incredibly confusing — there is no shortage of people who can't keep track of who he is.

    Or, 10 people who didn't recognise who Naruto was, and one person who did.

    Chapter 11: Home | In which the worst part of being sealed away in a jinchuuriki isn’t the being sealed part—it’s the jinchuuriki part. Or: Kurama wishes he didn’t have to feel and hear everything that happens when his host melts every time a certain someone comes within chakra-sensing range.

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    21 Sep 2018

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    The many mistaken identities of Naruto.

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    Fun fact number one. When Anko heard the loud “look, it’s the freak!”, she thought that the guy meant her.
    But when she turned, she saw that the two teenagers were looking at a blond kid, cornered between them and a wall. They were laughing with childish cruelty on their faces and rocks in their hands, two cats playing with their prey. The prey was a boy not older than five, and he had eyes full of anger and sadness and fierceness, the eyes of someone who know he’s on his own and can’t win but can’t give up, because if you stop fighting you’ll break, and you’ll never give people that satisfaction.

    Fun fact number two. Anko know that look. She sees it every time she walks past a mirror.

    So instead of continue walking to her favorite dango shop, she went straight to those two jerks and growled: “what the fuck did you just say, dickhead?”

     

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    Anko basically adopt Naruto. Ibiki is not sure it's a good idea. Gai is thrilled. Kakashi need an aspirin and a private place to yell a moment.

    Naruto loves it.

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    29 Aug 2018

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Best kind of 'what if?' while still sticking to canon plotline.