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    Sakura being a little empathic changes a few things.

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    Just a place to dump random fics that strike me as odd. Just not odd enough to be deleted or buried instead.

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  4. Summary

    This is where you'll find more of the McDanno with Sam the Red fics.

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    Hawaii 5-0 / The Sentinel crossover.

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  1. Rec 35

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    Kakashi's cute little genin demand a breathtaking jutsu in response to their horrific D ranks. He replies by trolling them (of course) but then Kakashi ... maybe takes the joke too far. In his defence, the One Thousand Years Of Death attack is actually quite terrifying.

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    18 May 2018

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Kakashi is a troll. Zabuza and Orochi suffers the result of Kakashi trolling his genin.

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    Obito thought quickly. "They're part of a... club... for babysitters."

    "A club," said Kakashi, flat.

    "Yep. A... babysitter's club."

    "I see," said Kakashi, who clearly didn't see at all.

    "Yeah, the clouds on the coats are supposed to be a soothing visual for kids?" Obito said, as he decided to dig himself deeper.

    "In red and black."

    "Okay, the color scheme could maybe stand to be changed," Obito conceded. He heard Konan snort from underneath the table.

    He glanced briefly at Hidan, who was now shaking his shoulders, and the entire curtain, laughing at Obito.

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    (Kakashi decides to raise Naruto. The Akatsuki takes a new direction.)

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    16 May 2018

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Kakashi adopts Naruto, Obito can't stay away, Konan displaces Jiraiya as godfather and the Akatsuki all become godmothers and babysitters. No one tells Zetsu. Gaara and Fuu get adopted too. Things get fixed in Konoha and Kiri. Mikoto becomes Hokage.

  3. Rec 56

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    The Japanese decided that the Triwizard Tournament is the opportune time to re-enter the European magical sphere.

    Except, it's actually the Shinigami, Kurosaki Ichigo is the Headmaster assigned to the group of academy students, and the combined luck of two main characters means that maybe things will actually go right for once.

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    14 May 2018

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    Adult Bleach characters show up at the Triwizard Cup and things go a lot differently. Cracky fluff. Ichigo is the 'principal'.

  4. Rec *

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    Kakashi wishes he had listened when he was warned that dating one Uchiha meant dating them all. Obito tries to explain that cousin-pile is just fact of life.

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    07 May 2018

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    Kakashi gets Uchiha cousin piled and very mildly resents it. Obito very mildly resents that Kakashi just doesn't get it.

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    Ten years later, it's time to repay an old debt.

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    05 May 2018

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Time traveler ace Kakashi as a med nin. Adopts all the kiddos. On accident-ish. Saves the world. Or something. Orochi is Hokage.