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  1. Summary

    Just a place to dump random fics that strike me as odd. Just not odd enough to be deleted or buried instead.

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  4. Summary

    Sakura being a little empathic changes a few things.

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  5. Summary

    This is where you'll find more of the McDanno with Sam the Red fics.

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  1. Rec 23

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    Wherein Itachi's a pacifistic genius, Danzo should have ordered the Uchiha massacre a bit more clearly and eighty-six clansmen vanish.

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    20 Jan 2019

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Crack. Itachi chooses a different route and makes the world a bit saner. For a given value of sane.

  2. Rec 93

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    The prophecy says that a student of Jiraiya would either save or destroy the world. It never says how. There is, however, a far wiser and more worrisome prediction to heed. ‘Hell hath no Fury as a Women Scorned’. Watch out world, Naruko’s pissed.

    AKA That time Sasuke made a dumb sexist comment he didn't actually mean and Naruko's fuse evaporated into thin air, leading to the creation of a creepy fighting style, multiple friendships, and a cult.

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    16 Jan 2019

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Sasuke accidentally spawns a religion, he regrets it and so do a lot of other men.

  3. Rec 13

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    In an alternative universe where Uchiha turn into gremlins as soon as they hit the DRAMA limit break (Madara you little monster, do you ever stay human?) this comic drawing being have played around, and proudly present a collection if pure crack!

    [Comics, each chapter a separate story, mostly MadaTobi or implied MadaTobi as that's what I do, but also some gen]

    [The gremlinverse, in which the Uchiha turn into gremlins when they try to DRAMA, was started by Sloaners. It snowballed all over, and I found it irresistable to join in! :3 Their Tumblr & AO3]

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    13 Jan 2019

    Bookmarker's Notes

    The Uchihas turn into gremlins when they hit a DRAMA/anger threshold. (Madara's quite often a gremlin.)

  4. Rec 30

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    A story in which Kakashi and his Ninken died in the Pain-attack on the village.

    Kakashi comes back confused.

    His Ninken come back very confused.

    Or: Coming back to life can change one's perspective? Kakashi is honestly not sure what to do with this.

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    12 Jan 2019

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Kakashi's dogs get creative, Naruto gets a good laugh.

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    He will not be the ANBU who let the jinchuuriki plummet to his death out a fourth story window. Let that be another ANBU’s legacy.

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    08 Jan 2019

    Bookmarker's Notes

    ANBU adopt Naruto against the rules.