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  1. Summary

    Series of one-shots of Lucifer and Scrubs worlds colliding. Crack abounds. Non-canon relationships.

    The concept began during a binge re-watching of Scrubs. Kelso said Carla’s full name out loud - Espinoza, which is Dan’s last name, and the plot bunny that they’re close cousins ran rampant in my brain.

    Carla’s Wiki online notes (at the bottom of the page) that her nametag is spelled as both Espinoza and Espinosa, so for the purpose of this pile of insanity, it’s Espinoza.

    Sacred Heart is hinted to be in the L.A. area, with no official location, and the rest is history.

    Lucifer is in mid-season 3, Scrubs is set at the end of its season 3-because I like them best when they’re still growing as characters. Also, Dan/Chloe/Lucifer are poly. Because I need more Douchifer in my life. Stop judging me. Stoooooooooop. Okay, I deserve it.

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  1. Rec 76

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    Dan is tasked with sighting the surveillance footage from the dead yoga guru's house to see what happened to the murder weapon - only to discover himself attacking Lucifer with the knife in question. Which can only mean one thing: That on top of everything else, he's officially losing his mind.

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    27 Sep 2021

  2. Rec 47

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    Spoilers for 5b!

    (An Author’s Choice Winner!) Written for the Virtual Hell 2021 longfic prompt: At the start of 5A, Ella can’t figure out why she’s suddenly attracted to Lucifer. It’s not until she finally sees the twins together that it starts to make sense. The question is, what does she do now?
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    “Miss Lopez, don’t even think about it. He’s a murderous psychopath who feeds on people’s fears. A total dick. And if that’s not enough to sway you, he’s literally never even had sex—probably doesn’t even know how to match a cylindrical rod to a circular hole." He forms a circle with thumb and index finger, then points the other index finger towards the circle and misses. "You deserve more than that.”

    Her picker sure can pick 'em

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    01 Jul 2021

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    Fucking hilarious

  3. Rec 18

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    Now that she knows, Lucifer thinks it’s all over. Instead, it’s the beginning of two surprisingly intimate, yet very different, relationships for our free-loving, bisexual hero. But he still has some explaining to do... even though it turns out his friends may understand him and his place in the universe a lot better than he does himself.

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    24 May 2021

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Eeeeeeeeeeeee

  4. Rec *

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    Picks up about a month after where Season 4 left off.

    After the massacre at the Mayan, Lucifer disappeared. A month has passed since then but despite having been convinced that things would finally go back to normal, nothing feels right to Dan. He doesn't want to believe that the club owner has really skipped town. And while struggling with his own inner demons, he comes to the conclusion that he needs to find Lucifer and get some closure. What starts as a desperate and angered attempt at getting even rapidly turns into something Dan never saw coming.

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    16 Jun 2020

  5. Rec 4

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    The touch of Chloe’s fingertips against his wrist surprises him. Dan turns, brow furrowed, and she presses her palm to his, entwining their fingers.

    “Stay,” she says.

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    13 Jun 2020