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    Wei Ying abandons her suitcase to investigate the sleeping situation, already coming up with a hundred reasons not to inconvenience Lan Zhan by stealing half of her fucking bed, and then gets a better look at it.

    It’s huge. Wei Ying has seen a king bed before, and this is bigger than that. Is that a California King? Is that what those huge-ass orgy beds are called? There are parking spaces smaller than this bed. Wei Ying has lived in apartments smaller than this bed.

    “You know,” Wei Ying says thoughtfully, “I’ll level with you. I was gonna volunteer to sleep on the couch, or steal some pillows and blankets and sleep in the bathtub, but then I saw this monstrosity. Lan Zhan, look at this fucking bed.”

    Lan Zhan rests her hands on the room divider, her face softly amused. “I am looking.”

    “We could tend a whole herd of sheep on this bed,” Wei Ying says, warming to her subject. “We could cross the Pacific Ocean and weather any storm on this bed. Fuck, Lan Zhan, I could stage an entire community theatre production of Chicago on this bed.”

    Or: There was only one bed, but that part's fine, actually.

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    14 Oct 2021

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    "...until it’s weeks later and he’s peeing on a stick at 3 am because holy shit, what the fuck. And then he attempts to not cry into the phone and the dude who knocked him up is like ‘I really don’t care what you do about it’ and ‘It’s probably not even mine’ and slut shames the omega. That, Jiang Cheng, is how someone gets fucking pregnant.” He finishes, removing his hand from Jiang Cheng’s mouth only to jab a finger at him.

    Jiang Cheng looks like he wants to self immolate and/or possibly murder someone.

    In the meantime, their waitress has arrived and looks like she wants to quit her job and run away to live in the woods. Wei Ying relates.

    “Well then,” The waitress starts, clapping her hands together and very visibly pretending like the entire restaurant didn’t just witness what happened, “Can I get you guys anything to start? Drinks? Appetizers?”
    Wei Ying is leaving her such a big tip.

     

    Or, sometimes you get knocked up and then fall in love with the super hot Lan boy who swoops in to save your ass.

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    08 Oct 2021

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    Where omegas are rare and coveted, but known to only present when they feel perfectly accepted and safe. The fact that the oh-so-feared Yiling Patriarch presents as an omega only after having left most of the cultivator world behind … well, it does raise a couple of questions. About a lot of things. Not least of which, just which Alpha might have kickstarted Wei Ying’s change in the first place.

    Then again, Wei Ying thinks that last bit really shouldn't be much of a question at all.

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    01 Oct 2021

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    After a chance second meeting with his teenage savior, Hua Cheng may finally get the chance to pay back Xie Lian for how much good he brought into his life… he just hadn’t really pictured it going quite like this.
    Sugar Baby AU in which Hua Cheng is doing his best to look cool, Xie Lian is broke, Feng Xin and Mu Qing don’t approve, and no sex is had. So… basically the same as most of the novel.

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    30 Sep 2021

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    An AU where the Lan Xichen is the Emperor; Lan Wangji is the Crown Prince; the Jin, Jiang, and Nie are Dukedoms; and even 13 years dead, Wei Wuxian is still the most feared man in all of China. Newly resurrected, Wei Wuxian would love nothing more than to cultivate a core and go become a rogue cultivator.

    Except, there's something very suspicious going on in the Imperial Palace, and while Wei Wuxian might not be able to help Lan Wangji in solving it, the unassuming and soft-spoken "Prince-Concubine Mo" sure can.

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    28 Sep 2021