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  1. Public Bookmark 25

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    “You’re going to pretend-date Harry Potter,” Blaise said slowly, “to be done with hate mail?”
    "Pretty much. Brilliant, is it not?”
    He snorted. “About as brilliant as setting your pants on fire while dancing around in gasoline."

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    17 Jun 2017

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    “Theo Altman,” Emma said smugly.

    Billy stared at the pictures in his hands. He tried to speak, couldn’t, then moistened his suddenly dry lips with the tip of his tongue. “… he’s the jeans guy.”

    “Calvin’s current campaign model, yes. I had lunch with his agent last week.” Emma studied her nails critically, as though Billy wasn’t gaping at her and Tommy snickering from his place on the couch.

    “Altman wants to make the jump into film, you need a date to get rid of the ‘fake gay’ buzz. You take him to some parties, introduce him around to the people he needs to know, and make sure the paparazzi manage a few flattering shots of you staring dreamily into each other’s eyes. Then you have a sad breakup, we announce that you’d like the press to respect your privacy, and everything goes back to normal.” She waved airily. “Dead simple, even you could pull it off.”

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    29 Mar 2017

  3. Public Bookmark 59

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    When an aged Harry Potter arrives at King's Cross after his second and natural death, he is handed a pamphlet promising him The Next Great Adventure. Flatly refusing to board any Onward Train that won't guarantee him simple peace, Harry finds himself shunted back in time to 1989: a cranky old coot in his nine-year-old-body. Stuck, he decides to make the best of things, and to right his future before it screws him over again.

    Once back at Hogwarts, though, Harry's plans are abruptly altered when his old friend Neville Longbottom informs him that he is actually part of a cross-dimensional rescue team on a mission - a mission that will not only prevent the local 2nd Wizarding War, but will grant the local Neville's parents, Alice and Frank, the chance to have the happy-ever-after that no version of them, in any world, ever received.

    A mission that might actually have gone as planned if the local version of You Know Who hadn't been listening in at exactly the wrong moment... and if Harry himself hadn't been quite so overwhelmed at the thought of reliving his own destiny as a hero...

    Part 3 of 'Harry Potter and the Road Not Taken'. Priors Required For Context!

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    25 Jan 2017

  4. Public Bookmark 99

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    Draco Malfoy is an accomplished potions master when he finds himself back in time a week before the start of Hogwarts.
    With no choice but to re-live his entire life he attempts to navigate Hogwarts without destroying the future he knows.
    However, considering Draco long ago stopped being prejudice and hateful this will be harder than he thought.

    -Will eventually have written full Harry Potter series, this is just the first book.

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    24 Jan 2017

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    Next up on Miraculous: Ladybug and Chat Noir tackle teenhood! Watch our heroes face the realities of growing up- surviving puberty and akuma alike as together they navigate the unknown pitfalls of love and first-time intimacy.

    Also dick jokes. There's like... alot of dick jokes.

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    28 Oct 2016