FANGIRL_Hetalia



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    Ten thinks one of the only bad things about Huang Xuxi is that he’s straight.
    (Or is he...?)

    or two times ten gets what he wants and the third time xuxi gives him way more than he bargained for

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    14 Oct 2021

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    "Stop trying to make a baby with demonic cultivation," Lan Wangji says, firmly.

    "Hmm…" Wei Wuxian responds.

    Or: People have made some assumptions about how Lan Wangji and Wei Wuxian acquired Sizhui, and Lan Qiren is ready for more grandchildren.

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    12 Oct 2021

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    "I do not wish to leave my future spouse… dissatisfied with my intimate knowledge,” Lan Zhan says, very seriously. “I am hoping to find an instructor, to better prepare myself for such matters."

    Wei Ying feels his mouth drop open. He's pretty sure the Second Jade of Lan just told him he's a virgin who wants to learn how to do sex good.

    Rogue Cultivator Wei Wuxian is the stuff of local legends. Some of those legends are even true! The ones about his tremendous experience in bed, on the other hand, are not so true. Which becomes a problem when Lan Wangji, on the verge of an arranged marriage and worried he won’t know how to please his future spouse, enlists Wei Ying's help to teach him the art of love-making. Wei Ying's great at improvisation, though, and is pretty sure he's got this sex mentor thing under control. What could possibly go wrong?

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    12 Oct 2021

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    The reboot completes, and Wei Ying’s brain smashes this information together into two mind-shattering thoughts. Number one, he knew very well already, and is now further seared by defined muscles and a mouth-watering tattoo into his every waking moment: Lan Zhan is the hottest fucking person on the planet.

    Number two: that guy wasn’t visiting Lan Zhan’s neighbour, he was visiting Lan Zhan, which means:

    Lan Zhan fucks.
    Lan Zhan fucks.
    Lan Zhan fucks.

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    Lan Zhan has been Wei Ying's best friend for years. Literally, years. How did he not already know? How has he missed this most important of facts? And more importantly, how is he ever going to get over it?

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    11 Oct 2021

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    The aquarium is crowded, and loud, and Yukhei is so preoccupied trying to figure out if he's grossed out or intrigued by the specific shape of this one grey fish’s head, he almost misses it when Ten asks.

    "What?" Yukhei asks back.

    Ten isn't even looking at him, eyes tracing the blue glass of fish tunnel around them, but his body is angled back, like he’s offering Yukhei his ear, "Have you been on a date before?"

    That's what Yukhei thought he said.

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    Dubai realizations.

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    08 Oct 2021