11 Aug 2019
Peter wasn’t altogether convinced that Wade’s flirting had been anything more than a way to get underneath Spider-Man’s skin.
Wade wasn’t altogether convinced that Spider-Man’s air of disdain wasn’t just a cover up because he was ashamed of returning the feelings.
So, when Peter calls Wade’s bluff at the same time that Wade calls Peter’s, they both end up with their dicks in their hands. (No pun intended)(Okay, actually, it was definitely intended).
Either way, nobody’s coming out of this unharmed.
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19 Oct 2019
15 Oct 2019
Peter Parker existed only in the world of Marvel Online, a virtual reality game with dire consequences that none of its 30,000 players had expected. Trapped for a year and a half in a game that allowed players to be the superheroes they always wanted, the virtual game has become their mundane reality. But then the impossible happens: a new player appears, and he calls himself Deadpool. The man is a mystery to everyone, and as curious as Peter is, it's safer to stay away from someone who takes money to kill other players. Of course, that'd be much easier to accomplish if said mercenary would stop stalking Spider-man.
12 Oct 2019
Peter Parker and Wade Wilson are messed up. Peter's depressed and suicidal over Gwen. Wade's insane and self-destructive. When Peter reveals his identity, it goes badly. Everyone around them seems convinced they are terrible for each other.
And they should be worried.
Who gets into a suicide pact with Deadpool?
07 Jul 2019
“Are you alright? What’s all this about then?”
“Ah. Well. I might have slipped.”
“Took a bit of a tumble, I’m afraid,” Aziraphale said. “But, well. What’s done is done.”
“What’s done - ?”
“Now that I’m no longer beholden to a rather arbitrary moral code, I have to ask: Do you pay taxes? Actually, more importantly, do you think I can stop paying taxes now? That seems like a sufficiently demonic thing to do. Refusing to do my civic duty and whatnot. Quite devious, I’d argue.”
This was, in hindsight, not the most sensitive way of breaking the news.
07 Jul 2019
Sometimes you cope with the Apocalypse by getting into softcore bondage with an angel, drinking ungodly amounts of bubble tea and looking after all the Antichrists you've misplaced.