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Best Laid Plans by kyaticlikestea for Agent_Phyllis
Fandoms: The Mummy Series, The Mummy (1999), The Mummy Returns (2001)
05 Sep 2020
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After 20 years of being subjected to more yearning than any sister should ever have to witness, Evy decides that enough's enough.Rick snorts. “They’re not that bad.”
Wordlessly, Evy looks back over at Jonathan and Ardeth.
“If you think about it, I'm doing them a favour. Jewellery never looks quite right on dead people,” Jonathan is saying, flicking his wrist in comic disdain. A drop of whisky lurches forcefully from his glass and lands on Ardeth’s thigh, and Jonathan leans forward to pat it dry with his jacket sleeve. “Terribly sorry, old boy. I get a bit animated after a finger or two of the good stuff.”
Ardeth’s eyes are very, very wide indeed.
“Jesus, you’re right,” says Rick.
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07 Sep 2020
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You've such a lovely temperature by RC_McLachlan
Fandoms: X-Men: First Class (2011) - Fandom
13 Aug 2014
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"I'm just imagining your syllabus. Week 3: How To Flay A Man with a Spoon in 90 Minutes or Less. I'm sure the parents will have no objections."
"Flaying is an outdated practice that is fit for only the barbaric. And it takes too long. Much easier to just compress a body into a tiny metal box and bury it on the side of the highway."
"… I'm truly speechless."
"Let's mark the date; it will probably never happen again."
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15 Jul 2020
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Greg and Mycroft totally fancy each other... well, that's what Sherlock and John say. So what happens when one of them finds out?
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14 Jun 2020
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Memos from around MI6, many of which are not actually confined to Q-Branch. Includes the minions, Eve's Shoes, Q's secret liqour stash and everyone wanting Bond and Q to just bloody shag already because the tension is making everyone tetchy.
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19 May 2020
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'Basically, right, this friend of mine- we’ll call him Hamish, to protect his anonymity – is in a bit of a predicament, and he asked me to help him. In short, he’s sort of fallen in love with someone he shouldn’t have. At least, I think he’s fallen in love with him. He’s not sure. He says that every time he sees this person he really wants to throw a sharp, heavy object at their head but also sit on a bench with them whilst ‘Out of Reach’ by Gabrielle is playing and kiss them quite a lot, so I think he’s probably in love. Apparently. So Hamish told me.'
Or, the one in which John writes a blog entry about how his friend is in love with his best friend and his friends are not even slightly helpful in the comments section.
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- Part 1 of John Watson's Blog
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09 May 2020