Derek's been living peacefully in New York City for going on five years when his half-brother, Scott McCall, calls him up to tell him a friend recently lost their alpha and the alpha's family is being a bag of dicks about inheritance, and his friend already has one child with another on the way. "I know you don't like omegas," Scott had pleaded, "but please; he doesn't have anywhere else to go."
Derek, because he had never been able to say no to Scott's puppy eyes - even when they were pulled out over the phone where Derek couldn't even see them - eventually agreed. Of course, he probably should have asked what the omega's name was.
- Part 44 of Roleplays
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15 Nov 2019
Domestic Happiness, Thou Only Bliss Of Paradise That Hath Survived The Fall by neglectedtuesday for Mysenia
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
29 Jul 2015
Stiles isn’t quite sure how this happened. He certainly doesn’t remember volunteering for this particular mission and yet here he is, playing house with Peter Hale of all people. White picket fence, yellow front door, mailbox with their names on it. It’s incredibly surreal.
Stiles isn’t sure how they’re going to successfully pull off a newlywed couple either. Just because he’s finally grown into his body and isn’t a gangly youth anymore doesn’t mean that he looks old enough to pull this off. He’s 24, barely out of Hogwarts (Deaton always sighs heavily when Stiles refers to his emissary training as Hogwarts) and he’s now fake married to Peter because they are the only single members of the pack. Stiles thinks that because they were the only single members that the job should have been fobbed off to one of them but apparently not. Apparently Stiles status as a spark means he’s the only one who can defeat the siren. Deaton had said something cryptic about werewolves being too easily influenced by high pitch frequencies. Something like that. Basically Stiles is the chosen one.
- Part 15 of Tumblr Prompts
23 Dec 2016
Despite later claims by Porpentina Goldstein, the first thing that Newt Scamander, illegal magizoologist, actually said to Graves was “Oh. I really didn’t think that there were two of those.”
Graves looked around quickly, wand cautiously raised. One of Grindelwald’s ‘silos’ of stored and mostly illegal paraphernalia had turned out to also include an acid-spitting two-legged ostrich-sized lizard, whose spit had dissolved, unfortunately, much of said illegal paraphernalia, a desk, several chairs, and Newt’s clothes. The lizard was asleep, bubbling gently beside the stairs, clutching the virulently pink flower bulb that Newt had thrown at it right before he’d been drenched.
“Where’s the other one?”
“No, no, I meant your coat,” Newt explained brightly.
Stiles takes a pregnancy test as a joke. It turns up positive.
- Part 1 of Triad Plus One
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12 Nov 2019