Etaitbelle



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    “Between the three of us,” Seokjin says, his voice croaky from exhaling smoke. “Which one is the 666, which one is the 420, and which one is the 69?”

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    17 Sep 2021

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    i cant ignore this stories place in the bts stoner canon any longer

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    As Taehyung flipped through a deck of cards he hadn’t touched in months, he began to regret his hasty decision to challenge the meatheaded focus of all his pent up frustration to something that involved a ‘winner’ and a ‘loser’.

    Of course, if he played his cards right (all the puns intended) he could make this work to his advantage. He could find some way to slip his hidden affection into the duel. Something suave. Something cool. Something that would work in his favor even if he lost….

    And he was just drunk enough that it sounded like a good idea.

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    15 Sep 2021

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    i just liked them all being nerds what can i say

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    Jimin poked Namjoon's chest through his The Future Is Female sweatshirt. “So, does this sweatshirt actually help you get laid, or do you wear it for the sense of superiority alone?”

    OR: A self-indulgent modern-day Clueless AU in which Jimin is a spoiled LA teen, Namjoon is his aggressively woke "straight" ex-stepbrother, Tae is a menace on four wheels, and Hobi's been looking kind of spicy lately.

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    07 Sep 2021

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    clueless au!!! ily jimin so so much

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    “You know that you’re flirting with a three-time gold medalist snowboarder, voted the world’s most handsome winter sports contestor six years running?” Jungkook shakes Jimin's shoulder slightly as if to emphasise the point. “Tell me that you at least know that his shoulders are insured for a million dollars.”

    Jimin looks over at the man with the nice lips and hips and broad expanse of back, standing at the bar without a care in the world. Snowboarding suits him, he thinks. “Cool, I’m going to seduce him.”

    “You can’t just seduce Kim Seokjin, Hyung, he has a Wikipedia page!”

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    Chalet Girl AU in which Jimin comes to France to work in a fancy ski lodge, even though he can't snowboard or ski at all. One day when he's trying out a board on the slopes, a friendly, talented snowboarder offers to show him the ropes. It's funny that the guy has the exact same laugh as the hot guy Jimin picks up at the bar the next day.

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    05 Sep 2021

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    chalet jinmin ftw

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    Namjoon pauses to think. “Well,” he says, while Yoongi keeps sniffling pathetically beside him. “We can switch rooms for the night, figure it out in the morning?”

    Yoongi casts him a wide-eyed look. “I can’t make you sleep in that freezer.”

    “It’s fine,” Namjoon says. “I told you I run warmer than most of humanity.”

    Yoongi frowns. “No, but what kind of a hyung would I be if I pushed you out of your bed and tossed you in that freezing cold—”

    Namjoon sighs. What a time for Yoongi’s hyung senses to start tingling.

    “Okay, fine.” Namjoon removes his glasses and rubs the bridge of his nose. “Come sleep in my room then. My bed’s big enough and anyway it doesn’t look like we can do much about the situation right now.”

     

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    or; Winter arrives and Yoongi’s room gets cold. Namjoon’s room is warm. The solution is simple, until it’s not.

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    05 Sep 2021

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    namgi youre always so sweet