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    I usually don't write these two. So when I do there's no where to put it!
    Theres no schedule to it. It will happen when it happens :)

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    I had to make this into a series because I started writing tiny ficlets in the same verse as the Soldier and the Spy.
    The first instalment of course is the longish fic of the same name.

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  1. Rec 46

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    Reply All podcast hosts Alex Goldman and PJ Vogt receive a phone call requesting tech support for a truly unique problem. This is the episode transcript.

    Dedicated to the marvelous @bisasterdi!

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    07 Oct 2020

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    LoL

  2. Rec 7

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    Ext. day, outside the walls of Eden. With a Wilhelm scream, Adam and Eve fall headfirst off the top of the wall and land in the sand. Pachziraphale approaches them, looking worried, and helps them to their feet.

    Pachziraphale:  Goodness me, are you all right? What happened? Why are you wearing leaves?

    Adam:  Ask her. It was her idea.

    Eve:  It wasn’t me, it was the demon! I was framed! 

    Pachziraphale:  Oh no, what have you done?

    Eve:  We strayed from the Divine Plan! We threw off the Almighty’s groove!

    Pachziraphale:  Her what?

    Adam:  You know, Her groove.

    Eve:  It’s Her ineffable master design for all of creation. She told us what to do, and what not to, and we didn’t listen. That Demon Llama told us to try things our own way instead of Hers, and he got us thrown out of the Garden!

    Pachziraphale:  Demon Llama? You mean that handsome black and ginger fellow? I suppose I’d better give him a talking-to about that.

    Adam:  Well, whatever you do, don’t become lifelong frenemies with him.

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    07 Oct 2020

    Bookmarker's Notes

    really LoL. Read to get in a good mood. (best if you have seen the cartoon cos you need to know the looks and personalities)

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    "Sometimes," Shitty says, and pauses, like he's collecting his thoughts. "Sometimes, I feel like I barely know you, Bitty."

    Includes baking about feelings, actually TALKING about feelings, learning to understand feelings, and sex.

    Betaed by the wonderful mardia, without whom this story would be missing important parts.

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    30 Sep 2020

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    29 Sep 2020

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    #blacklivesmatter
    Sometimes we need to realise that fanfic isn’t all sit and fluff and this is one such moment

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    Lardo thinks in bullet points, in checklists and to do items. It’s why she makes a great team manager, she knows, and it’s why she worries she’ll never truly have the temperament to be an artist.

    “‘Be’ an ‘artist,’” as Shitty would say—as Shitty has said, voice conveying those sarcastic quotation marks.

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    24 Sep 2020

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