Eros_Scribens

Headshot of The Architect from Dragon Age: Origins--Awakening



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  1. Summary

    The holidays as you've never imagined them! All the traditional holiday mascots in compromising positions. The Easter Bunny, Uncle Sam, Santa Claus, and the Thanksgiving Turkey, among others. Dark holiday-themed humor, in classic shockfic style.

    Updates on the relevant holidays.

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    Zevran/M!Surana stuff, including possibly someday some stuff about before the two of them met.

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    A knight, some giant spiders, and a mysterious bug repellent salve walk into a bar...At least, that's how it started. Ser Ewain's obsession with the spiders in the mysterious, usually-avoided part of the woods just gets more extreme from there. Featuring anatomically impossible spiders, religion-induced angstboners, and shockingly baroque depravity.

    Updates as funded. See my contact info masterpost for more details. This is a series of original stories not connected to any franchise or intellectual property not my own, save for appropriately cited true historical or natural details.

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    Prompt fills for ZevWarden Week 2016 (August 1-7).

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  1. Rec 1

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    Finally back at work, after nearly being shot in his apartment, Reid winds up on a case that pushes buttons he didn't know he had. Byers finds a connection between the case and something that turned out not to be his problem. Garcia brings up a very old, very personal problem for Byers. Langly has some difficulty juggling other people's problems, as things get weirder around him.

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    03 Sep 2018

  2. Public Bookmark 2

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    If the play were given at Veilgarden, it might be titled "Mr Eaten Has No Nose! The Altogether Improbable and Scurrilous Adventures of a Seeker, Imagined as Farce." If the play were given: which it will not, because the Ministry of Public Decency would never allow such an outrage. Such a work, they would claim, could not possibly exist, and if it did they would confiscate it faster than a honey addict grabs a teaspoon.

    Where, then, originates this penny suchenroman you now read? No knowing: but it's a ripping yarn.

    Quite literally.

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    22 Aug 2018

  3. Public Bookmark 6

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    The roads in front of you now, no one else will ever know.

    A clean start, they'd promised. After four and a half billion years worth of heartbreak, you'd deserved that much. And it's quiet here, amidst the dark and mushrooms.

    Who will you be, in a place where no one needs saving?

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    21 Aug 2018

  4. Rec 4

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    In the wake of the Narcisse, Reid's apartment is a crime scene, and he has a week off, whether or not he wants it. It's like Seven Drunken Nights, but not...

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    25 Jul 2018

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    "Magic exists to serve man, and never to rule over him. Foul and corrupt are they who have taken His gift, and turned it against His children. They shall be named Maleficar, accursed ones. They shall find no rest in this world, or Beyond." Anders knew the verse. Every mage did. But Anders was a runner. He ran from the Circle. He ran from the Templars. He ran from relationships. So what did he care? He was never going to rest anyway.

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    28 Apr 2018