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    Aliens keep coming to Earth to have sex with Stephen. Bizarre, insistent, vigorous, embarrassingly stimulating sex.

    ...that's it. That's the fic.

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    43
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    An intense bit of roleplaying hits Stephen harder than expected. Jon cuddles him through it. A story about sub (and top) drop, keeping up your blood sugar, childhood terrors, and well-planned aftercare.

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    Five different interpretations of the "How To Ruin Same-Sex Marriages" monologue. How much of it is literal? Who is the mysterious "Jonathan"? Is anyone else hungry for cupcakes with icing tuxedos now?

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    21
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    3
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    282
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    Fic from the Eagle of Hermes universe, in which "Stephen" is an Iscariot agent who gets turned during the Millennium attacks of '99.

    Jon helps install native soil in Stephen's apartment, and prepares himself for their first voluntary feeding. In trying to make it good for him, Stephen accidentally overdoes it on the hypnosis.

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    5
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    248
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    Jon gets himself locked in Stephen's apartment on a full-moon night.

    A story about forcefields, leftovers, primitive instincts, burnt offerings, the non-reality-based scientific community, bed-sharing, and trying not to use the words "flying monkey."

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    English
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    4,218
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    1/1
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    1
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    12
    Kudos:
    47
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    505
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    This is a peaks-and-valleys AU, basically a D/s AU on a sine wave. Humans cycle from being dominant to being submissive and back, and the ideal partner is one whose peaks line up neatly with your valleys.

    Jon has long, leisurely swings, and by adulthood is pretty good at managing his moods. "Stephen", naturally, will rocket from valley to peak and back in the space of a week. Snapshots of their friendship, and then romance, in different combinations over the years.

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    English
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    15
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    72
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    848
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    After his trip to the Republican convention, "Stephen" comes home to the cabin...and he brought a friend.

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    21
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    85
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    720
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    It's mid-2004 and the elections are approaching, but "Stephen" is occupied with an unrelated assignment: to be the Daily Show's first Senior Space Correspondent, on a manned mission across the solar system.

    A more-scientifically-advanced-than-reality AU. Featuring a big change of perspective for Stephen, a lot of confused pining from Jon, and a slew of "Drops of Jupiter" references.

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    English
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    Comments:
    6
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    36
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    486
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    Taking a deep dive through my WIP folder to retrieve these fake news fics. Some of them are 5+ years old! A few, I had completely forgotten writing. All of them have just enough substance to post, as Works No Longer In Progress.

    Or, as the Bush Administration would have called it: Fiction Accomplished.

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    Comments:
    9
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    21
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    480
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    Tried to start writing this when TCR ended, but it didn't come together until just now.

    Post-Report, "Stephen" is immortal. Snapshots of his relationship with Jon as The Daily Show ends too, and the years go by.

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    English
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    Chapters:
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    20
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    77
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    908
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    Exclusive scene from the long-lost film script for I Am America (And So Can You!): The Musical: The Movie: IN SPACE!* "Stephen" is in talks to get his own news show. When a meeting with executives goes badly, he and Jon have to sing about it.

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    English
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    1/1
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    1
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    16
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    285
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    A second compilation of Jon/"Stephen" shortfics, featuring fluff, comedy, ridiculous-but-so-them romance, and sometimes even normal romance. (Serious angst is in a different compilation.) Some sexual scenes, nothing too explicit yet, but that may change.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    7/25
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    1
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    31
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    808
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    A well-intentioned, poorly-informed merman saves a certain land-dwelling comedian during a storm, and finds himself falling head over tailfin. So when a lawyer offers him a pact to turn human and chase down true love, he goes for it.

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    English
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    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    52
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    761
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    Young "Stephen" doesn't have the greatest parents, but a supportive neighbor changes the course of his life. Comfort fluff with a twist.

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    38
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    712
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    With their vacation over and their next album about to drop, the band is back to work, starting with a round of promotional events in New York City.

    The ongoing adventures of the Disney pop star AU, featuring live shows, secret romances, in-universe tinhats, a wide variety of chemical substances, exploitation, book deals, and thwarted attempts to appear on Glee.

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    English
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    31
    Kudos:
    51
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    1157
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    "Stephen" is a fallen angel. For him, it means a constant struggle to do the right thing, in the hopes of convincing his God to take him back. For Jon, it means he's nice to cuddle in the winter, and they shouldn't plan on having a church wedding.

    For the FNFF Secret Santa, prompt "something with soul/grace shining brighter in the presence of true love."

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    1/1
    Comments:
    4
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    105
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    12
    Hits:
    5446
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    Collected Tumblr posts from a universe where teen idols "Stephen" and Jimmy have a massive tinhatting fandom.

    Written as a bonus for the boy band AU, but can also be read as a standalone one-shot.

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    English
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    1/1
    Comments:
    6
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    26
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    1195
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    What it says on the tin. For the prompt "Lost and found." (Illustration source.)

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    1/1
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    1
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    1
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    36
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    2386
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    Cecil brings Carlos as his date to a family reunion. He can't wait to catch up with his journalist cousin Stephen, and he's sure Carlos will get along great with his scientist aunt Valerie.

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    English
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    17,287
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    156
    Kudos:
    693
    Bookmarks:
    193
    Hits:
    34951
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    A coda to Silent (the AU where Jon is deaf). Jon and Stephen's first time. (And it only took them a decade of best friendship to get there.)

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    English
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    2,679
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    140
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    2009

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