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    The screen blipped and the person reappeared, now clutching a large Ragdoll cat who was purring even as the human muffled another scream in it's fur. "Omigod. Omigod. I'm calm. I'm calm. GUYS. So you remember how I said I hoped you'd send in reaction vids to the hairstyle tutorials? I think Captain America just sent me one, oh my fucking God." They squeezed the cat tightly enough that it let out a mildly protesting squeak. "OH GOD, Roadkill, I'm so sorry, Mommy's so excited right now." They let go of the cat and it sort of flowed into a puddle between them and the camera. "Okay. Okay. Roll video."

    Sam paused the video long enough to break out the ginger ale and vodka.

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    It's about three weeks after Steve wakes up on the bank of the Potomac when he realizes he's being followed. He sees flashes of metal in the corner of his eye, a dark shadow that scurries away when he turns his head, but it's not until he notices things moved in his apartment that he figures out who it is.

    Steve lives alone, so it's been a long time since he's woken up from a nap on the couch to find a glass of water waiting for him on the table and a blanket draped over him. Seventy-odd years, in fact.

    Once he knows what's going on, he keeps an eye out for pencils that weren't where he left them, glasses put away in cupboards, thumbprints on his sketchbooks. It's like having an affectionate poltergeist.

    Sam's having the same problem, a shadowy presence just out of sight everywhere he goes. One day he's walking in the park and a bush starts whispering to him, telling him to stop using dark chocolate chips in his cookies because Steve prefers milk.

    "This is not OK," says Sam when he recounts this story in the Avengers tower later that evening to his assembled superhero friends. "I do not need baking advice from the ghost of Edward Scissorhands."

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    27 Mar 2020

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    When Steve Rogers woke up in the future he was given a phone and shown how to use social media.

    Well, no, in all actuality he was given a two week crash course entitled The Future And You, a six hour sensitivity course, a brand new id, and a credit card.

     

    In which Steve gets a crush on an instagram gym thot and laments over it a lot to the intern stuck with him.

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    27 Jan 2020

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    Maria Elena Popescu’s apartment building might be a faceless grey dump, but it’s her faceless grey dump, and she’s proud of it. It’s small – three floors, and three very poky flats to a floor, except for the bottom floor that was the entrance hall and her own quarters – but that just meant she knew everybody who lived here, and liked them. Nobody was allowed to come in here and make it worse, or disreputable, not even tall dark and good-looking foreigners who reacted with an appropriate amount of fear when Maria eyeballed them.

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    19 Jun 2019