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  1. Public Bookmark 81

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    A series of telephone conversations between Aziraphale and Crowley during the Lockdown.

    They get steadily more desperate and ridiculous as the weeks go on.

    Featuring a moping demon, a teasing angel, a pub quiz, an explosion, extraordinary amounts of alcohol, a bubble bath, awkward flirting, several love confessions... and an ill-conceived bet on who can last the longest without seeing the other.

    What could possibly go wrong?

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    03 Aug 2020

  2. Public Bookmark 18

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    Crowley and Aziraphale hold each other and remind each other that all they want is each other.

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    30 Jul 2020

  3. Public Bookmark 6

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    After the world doesn't end and they've evaded Heaven and Hell, Aziraphale chooses Crowley, and Their Own Side, and Earth.

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    25 Jul 2020

  4. Public Bookmark 4

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    CROWLEY: I try not to make a habit of gratitude, but I must give our appreciation to everyone out there who’s been listening and subscribing to The Ineffable Plan.
    AZIRAPHALE: Ooh, yes, we’ve become quite popular, haven’t we?
    CROWLEY: Yeah, just hit number eight on the advice charts … No advertising at all.
    AZIRAPHALE: Mm. How … miraculous.
    CROWLEY: … Aziraphale. You did not.

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    Crowley and Aziraphale are very possibly the people least qualified, on the entire planet, to start up an advice podcast.

    But what else is there to do when the world isn’t ending any time soon, you’re technically on indefinite sabbatical from your lifelong careers, and you need a plausible excuse to spend more time with your best friend who you’re definitely not, absolutely not, maybe just a little, actually maybe overwhelmingly in love with?

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    19 Jul 2020

  5. Public Bookmark 1

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    Crowley tells Aziraphale a bedtime story. It, rather predictably, goes way off the rails.
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    Crowley tells a story in which a dashing hero saves the world with the help of a handsome Prince. Along the way, the Prince turns into a dragon when anyone tries to borrow anything from his castle, the hero's faithful steed is lost, an evil salamander is defeated with a magical potion we forgot to foreshadow, and the kingdom is saved.

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    19 Jul 2020