Empress_of_Fools



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    “I’m not always going to be around to pull your pasty ass out of the fire—”

    “Aha!” Jaskier crowed, triumphant. “So you have been looking!”

    Geralt’s face got, if it was possible, even stonier, as he continued, “—so you need to learn how to defend yourself.”

    (Or, Geralt tries to teach Jaskier how to fight. And it’s all very gay, almost at once. 👌🏽😩)

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    "This is a bad idea," says Geralt.

    "Terrible idea," Jaskier agrees. He kisses up Geralt’s neck, his tongue wicked on Geralt’s ear. "Really bad."

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    “Jaskier, let’s just get out of Cintra…” Geralt’s words roll to a stop.

    Jaskier is in the throng of people still left in the throne room, except there is a difference between the others’ dishevelment and his own.

    The left side of Jaskier’s bardic outfit has been torn from him cleanly down the middle. Geralt can see one nipple, Jaskier’s entire thigh, and a ball and a half, even as Jaskier tugs on his trousers to stretch.

    Out of a mass of people, he is the only one who has lost any sort of clothing, and his is hanging off him like a billboard for a brothel.

    (Or: If Yennefer gets to be improbably naked in canon, then I am making Jaskier equally, if not more, naked. It's equality.)

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    “Do you like men?” Jaskier asks. There are better pick up lines at his disposal, but he thinks perhaps they won’t work on a man like Geralt, that the best path forward is the most direct route.

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    “How much did you use?” Geralt growls, teeth finding a new home in Jaskier’s neck.

    Jaskier hums happily and tips his head to the other side so Geralt can peruse the real estate over there, too.

    “Concentrate, Jaskier! How much did you use?” Water sloshes over the sides of the tub as Geralt hoists him halfway out, then pulls him back down so they’re sitting flush, Jaskier’s thighs thrown wide over Geralt’s.

    “Hm,” Jaskier says, a little dreamily. He gestures at the empty bottle on the floor. “How much was in there?”

    Geralt swears in what sounds like Elder tongue.

    Speaking of tongues…

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