Empirical_Equipoise



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    St Mungo’s is the last place anyone wants to spend the festive season. Harry finds himself there anyway.

    Or: Harry's an Auror suspended from duty, Malfoy's wearing the hell out of three-piece suits, Hermione is entirely over everything, and Kreacher just wants to be left alone to decorate for Christmas.

    A 25 Days of Draco and Harry story.

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    24 Jun 2019

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    At first Harry wonders if they’ve managed to destroy his vaults and are trying to tell him in the most oblique way possible. But when he turns the page he realises they’ve found a vault. A vault in the name of Lily and James Potter.

    The parchment trembles a little in Harry’s hand. He takes another gulp of wine.

    Harry Potter left Britain after the war and didn’t look back. Ten years later, when Gringotts discovers a vault containing his parents’ belongings—including their badly spell-damaged wedding rings—he’s forced to face up to friends and family who’ve grown in ways he could never imagine, a wizarding London rebuilt beyond his expectations, and the anniversary of the Battle of Hogwarts. And if that wasn’t enough, there’s the entirely unforeseen problem of Draco Malfoy.

    Featuring pureblood wizarding traditions, ancestral magic, open mic nights, marriage equality, a diner in Brooklyn, and the return of Fleamont Potter.

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    17 Jun 2019

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    The worst part is Harry’s got no idea why Malfoy keeps sending him invites. He’s never replied to a single one. And if the whole dinner is as exclusive and sought-after as the Prophet keeps breathlessly reporting, then presumably the only reason Malfoy wants him there is in his capacity as the Chosen One. So, really, he can fuck right off. Harry doesn’t care about Draco Malfoy’s redemption tour. And he’s certainly not going to help him with it.

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    11 Jun 2019

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    It starts their freshman year, with a party and a blunt and their eyes meeting across the room like something out of a movie. When they meet in the middle, though, it’s clear that their story is not a love story.

    Or: the endgame Jack/Shitty ficlet.

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    03 Jun 2019

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    “I'm your guardian fucking angel, numnuts,” Shitty says. “Good job selling your soul."

    Jack sells his soul for hockey greatness. Bitty is the demon assigned to his case. Shitty did not prepare for this nonsense.

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    30 May 2019